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tech support!!!!
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Posted:May 22, 2007 11:06 pm
Last Updated:May 24, 2007 8:57 pm
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Hell's Bells what the fuck. First and foremost I am not a racist person. But last week my dsl modem took a shit. So I call ATT and have them order a new one for me. Well it came UPS today,cool i'll hook it up when i get home from work no problem. I get home hook it up and it doesn't work UGH!!!!. SO i call tech support and i get this Fella named Tom, I'm like cool someone that speaks english clearly. But God was i wrong, he could say his mane fine but when he started to talk here was that accent from India the one were it sounds like they burnt there mouth after eating a really hot curry. what i thought would be a five minute discussing in helping me get the problem fixed turned into a two hour discussing all because i could not understand him. I was getting pissed and i could tell by the tone in his voice he was getting mad because i had to have him repeat himself like 5 time every time he told me to do something. finally we got the problem somewhat fixed. He told my i would have to contact linksys about the wireless part. i was like great here we go again another two hours of my life wasted on the phone all so i could blog and surf midget porn lol. So i grab a beer and a smoke and sit down and get ready to try and figure out that this guys is going to try and say. This fella answers the phone and says hello my name is david. I'm like oh shit here we go again. But as he started to talk it was kind of strange i could understand him. I was like what the hell did i all of sudden speak and understand the India accent. I was was like David i hate to be rude but i just need to know were you are located. because you don't have that India accent. He laughed and said I"m in Texas why. So i explain it to him and we both laughed. after we got the problem fixed he told me i was lucky we was just getting ready to go on break and decided to answer the call. Why was i luck i asked. He told me when they go on break they switch there phone over to a different call board. Which means i would of goting somebody from another country most likely. So now i pounder if i should leave the chef world and go to school for computer and start my own tech support company and hire people that speak english clearly so if people have a problem they can call and get the problem fixed right away with out have to have the person on the other end repeat them self's five times lol. hope everyone has a great day. later folks.
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what the hell !!!!!
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Posted:May 21, 2007 12:10 am
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2007 11:12 pm
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ok guys and gals. let me break it down down for you. being a chef, me and every other chef out in the world. have to deal with alot of shit from customers. and are wait staff. there is this old saying that goes THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT. ok i can agree with it to a point. I have this couple that are regular at my the restaurant i work at. Now the reason I'm bitching about this on my blog is due to the fact the government hasn't passed a law that allows me to stick my chef knive in there ass and get off scott free lol. ok on this the bitching.when i do a special i only make limited number of then to help control food cost, and avoid waste. last nite a ran a grilled salmon over cranberry wild rice, and topped it with a blueberry Basil sauce.this couple came in and saw the special and pulled there normal stunt they ordered some thing different. but asked for the cranberry rice instead of the regular rice that went with that item. I informed the server that that could not be done, due to the fact that i had enough rice for the number of special i had on hand.the couple then god mad and started talking down to the server. this server went to the owner and told them i would not do the request. this in return got my ass chewed out because the couple I am talking about own a restaurant. so after the five minute ass chewing i said fine they can have the rice.so instead of making the restaurant money on the spacial was now down a special. but go figure, my night was going to get worse.the owners family came in an wanted the spacial all seven of them. but of course i only had six thanks to the couple that demanded the rice for there dish.Low and behold the same server got the owners family, and well you can guess what happened next into the kitchen comes the owner and who do you think he has in his cross hair. ME!!!! now he want to know why I'm out of specials. Ok for those of you that dont know this a special is something that is designed to run out, not have left overs for weeks. once i got that point across to them they were some what cooler. besides the ass chewing the night went good. so tonight i was off and went to that couples restaurant for dinner, and yes i know you're thinking it i did go just to get even but it didn't work. i ordered my meal and asked for the side that was being server with there special.and the owners walked up and say you cant do that its for the special only. GO FUCKING FIGURE I SAID.
So the point to my bitch is chefs create special that blend and highlight the foods they are paired with. so please if you dont think you would like the sauce or what ever ask for it on the side. try it you might be surprized. and try not to ask for a part of the special for your other dish you ordered. leave the special for the people that would enjoy them.
sorry for all the bitching. have a great day.
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cooking half nude in your home kitchen
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Posted:May 17, 2007 4:18 pm
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2007 11:09 pm
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ok guys and gals. here a little bite of advice.when cooking breakfast in the morning make sure you are FULLY AWAKE. The reason I'm saying this is because Bright ass me who is not a morning person, thought to day i would make breakfast. go all out eggs,toast, bacon. instead of the usual, breakfast bar. so on with the story, while making the bacon i had the heat a little too high. which caused the grease to start popping. i can handle a popping of grease if it hit the hand, arm, or chest, no big deal. but lets thank God i was wearing boxers. other wise my jr chef would of been in a world of shit if you know what i mean. so keep in mind when you want to cook in the kitchen keep your cloths on.
and remember Chef do it better in the kitchen cooking and fucking lol.
hope every on has a great day.
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recipe for sex
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Posted:May 14, 2007 11:34 am
Last Updated:Feb 15, 2009 8:51 am
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ok guys and girls. here is a recipe for great sex.
firts you will need the following things
one bottle of wine your choice red or white
8 to 10 oysters
1 stalk celery
1/8 cup onion
salt n pepper
parm cheese
1/8 cup italian bread crumbs.
olive oil
if is a white wine chill it. for the oysters shuck them and give them a good rinse. place them on a baking sheet and the celery,onions, sprinkle the parm cheese and the bread crumbs on top. add a little salt and pepper. drizzle with olive oil. preheat oven to 425. bake for 8 to ten minutes. let cool somewhat the turn the light down low put on some berry white and slowly feed on another and let the mood take you were it may. have a great one guys.
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