For the standard guys ....
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등록시간:2012 12 16 5:40 am
최근 수정:2022 01 13 5:53 pm 30733 조회수
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Yeah so, being gold isnt all its cracked up to be. Biggest drawback is that anybody who's standard cant email me (or that seems to be the case anyways) Doesn't seem exactly fair, if you ask me. Sooooooo if you're curious, want to know more, or just want to talk, drop me a line here. "all inquiries will be kept confidential" lol
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Things you can get away with ....
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등록시간:2021 12 4 6:25 pm
최근 수정:2021 12 7 5:00 pm 5541 조회수
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......when you live by yourself and dont get many/any visitors. Yep I hung this on my tree!
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Realizing suddenly....damn...you're old
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등록시간:2021 03 15 5:57 pm
최근 수정:2021 12 5 6:00 pm 6814 조회수
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I ran into an old customer of mine the other night and he told me he and his wife had moved from one end of town to the other to one of those 55 + communities. I laughed and teased him, telling him they werent old enough to live there. Well, damned if I didnt get home that night and find an invite from one of THOSE places, wanting me to take up residency there (assuming I had enough to qualify, which i DON'T). All I could think of was FUCK ...... I'll be old enough to live there after this next birthday.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
And then tonight on my way home, random thoughts turned to an old Christmas I found the other , from a guy I used to sleep with in college. I did the math and FUCK again ...... how could it possibly be 35 yrs ? Holy crap
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Those AI helpers
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등록시간:2019 08 29 7:33 pm
최근 수정:2019 09 21 3:33 pm 8028 조회수
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So many people have either Alexa or Google in their house. Do you have one in the bedroom? Have they ever talked back when you've been in the middle of having sex? I think they're just a little creepy myself LOL Good thing we're quiet.....
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Random places to have sex
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등록시간:2018 10 22 5:37 pm
최근 수정:2021 05 17 6:17 pm 8609 조회수
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I have a new one to add to my resume --- sex in a Conex box. For those of you not familiar with the term, a Conex is a shipping container. With the right.....ahhh......fixtures in the box, it can actually be pretty damn fun. Especially in a public parking lot during daytime hours, with the door cracked!
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I think this guy knows me!
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등록시간:2018 10 7 6:04 pm
최근 수정:2019 04 13 7:08 pm 8771 조회수
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I just found this elsewhere (as happens sometimes, when I have too much time on my hands ......
"I want a woman whose curiosity is actually quite cautionary. Like, she's always reading a dark book or watching a weird documentary--and in doing so--she has probably learned how to hide a body."
Not only do I know how to hide em, I know how to dispose of them too! hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah
Seriously.
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Myrtle Beach......
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등록시간:2018 10 3 4:46 pm
최근 수정:2018 12 9 5:22 pm 8895 조회수
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Never mind that it's bike week down here, or it will be. I haven't checked the dates. I'm more fascinated by all the extremely good looking FEMA and Fairfax Search & Rescue guys that are in my hotel. Oh MY......... If you guys want something to drink other than bottled water (yes, I rode down in the elevator w you), come by my room. I have beer. Lol
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Guys--do you float?
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등록시간:2018 09 6 6:21 pm
최근 수정:2018 09 30 4:17 pm 9460 조회수
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Or more accurately, do your balls float when you're naked in a pool? I know thru intense personal research that boobs do indeed float when naked in water (depending on size). But that made me wonder if guys' balls do the same thing?
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I'm innocent--I swear!!
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등록시간:2018 01 6 5:29 pm
최근 수정:2018 06 30 6:56 pm 10079 조회수
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There's absolutely nothing on this sign that says no public sex. Can that be used as a defense if we ever get caught?
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that first time pt 1
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등록시간:2017 05 28 6:49 pm
최근 수정:2018 01 31 11:37 am 13767 조회수
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It was finally time to put up or shut up. The first time. Together. Alone. In a room. Not having breakfast or talking in a parking lot. She got there first, hoping for the best, not sure really what to expect. They both wanted it to happen, she knew that. It was that uncertainty, the step into the unknown.
She waited for him, wearing a particular gray t-shirt she knew he liked, and nothing else. There was a knock at the door, and when she let him inside, he grabbed her and kissed her hard, like he hadn't been able to do before. Somehow they got the door shut before anybody saw what they might get up to. Pressed against his jeans, she could feel the outline of his cock, already rock hard and ready to go. He had warned her that he'd be smelly and sweaty, and sure enough, he smelled like he'd spent the morning at a gun range. (His exact words were "I'll probably smell like a goat", but she knew the smell of black powder). She prodded him and pushed him to the shower, insisting on it. That was probably the fastest shower he ever took in his life! Suddenly he appeared at the foot of the bed, with only a t-shirt (that she'd probably try and steal afterwards) and a pair of boxers between her and what she'd been chasing after for years. As she reached out to touch his leg and pull him closer, she tried to do the quick math in her head and remember what year they had first met in, and laughed when she couldn't remember. He pulled her head back by her hair, and he asked her why the laughter? She just smiled and said she'd tell him later. "Kiss me now. Hard. Again." And he did. Over and over again. She couldn't get enough of it, and neither could he. They hadn't been able to kiss like this in public ever. He finally got on the bed with her, touching her neck, grabbing her by the shoulders, pulling her close to feel her against him. She could see it in his eyes when they finally made full body contact, the one word that was banging back and forth in his brain "BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS!" She just smiled to herself and pressed harder against him.
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and they wonder why
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등록시간:2017 02 1 6:58 pm
최근 수정:2021 04 10 4:16 pm 14884 조회수
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I know it's no surprise to anybody on here anymore, but when you send an email that says "Hi m 18 8 in dick looking for women have transportation", you're not likely to get a response. Not from me anyways. This beats trolling hands down -- it's more like casting a wide random net and seeing what gets caught in the strings.
Now if only there was an audible response of hysterical laughter in the auto replies that I could send .....
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