Waking hard . . .
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등록시간:2021 10 2 4:00 am
최근 수정:2021 10 3 4:25 am 14389 조회수
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Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning
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Sex or coffee
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등록시간:2021 10 1 5:17 am
최근 수정:2021 10 2 3:48 am 14370 조회수
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There are some mornings when that first cup of coffee is so good.
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Getting Wayed?
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등록시간:2021 09 30 5:07 am
최근 수정:2021 10 1 5:16 am 14521 조회수
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oe took his blind date to the carnival.
“What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.
“I want to get weighed," she said.
They ambled over to the weight guesser.
He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel.
When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.
“I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went.
Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.
“I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date,
“How'd it go?"
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Son of a Preacher Man
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등록시간:2021 09 29 5:10 am
최근 수정:2021 09 29 8:05 pm 14428 조회수
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You occasionally see surveys of the "sexiest" songs. I was working out yesterday and Son of a Preacher Man, by Dusty Springfield came on.
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Not a stripper?
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등록시간:2021 09 27 4:41 am
최근 수정:2021 09 28 4:40 am 14581 조회수
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They wouldn’t hire me as a stripper . . .
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Anti-waxer?
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등록시간:2021 09 26 10:36 am
최근 수정:2021 09 28 4:37 am 14961 조회수
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I am anti-waxer,
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Misinformation!
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등록시간:2021 09 23 4:49 am
최근 수정:2021 09 25 3:50 am 14885 조회수
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What do men and vaccines have in common?
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Backseats?
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등록시간:2021 09 22 4:14 am
최근 수정:2021 09 23 4:48 am 14911 조회수
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In the future, the backseats will be a fun sex experience while the car is driving you to your destination.
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Near sighted gynecologist?
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등록시간:2021 09 21 4:38 am
최근 수정:2021 09 22 4:13 am 14954 조회수
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What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
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Missionary?
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등록시간:2021 09 20 3:51 am
최근 수정:2021 09 22 4:13 am 15204 조회수
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I prefer missionary sex because . . .
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Stay positive!
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등록시간:2021 09 19 4:51 am
최근 수정:2021 09 20 3:43 am 15176 조회수
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Stay positive,
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