300% Impotent
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Posted:Dec 5, 2017 4:35 am
Last Updated:Dec 6, 2017 4:26 am
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A woman tells her doctor, "My husband is 300% impotent.
The doctor asks her, "I'm not quite sure what you mean. Could you elaborate?"
She replies, "Well, the first part you can imagine, but he also burned his tongue and broke his finger."
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Getting wet for the Holidays
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Posted:Dec 4, 2017 3:27 am
Last Updated:Dec 5, 2017 4:26 am
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I'm not a lover of the winter cold but forties, rain, and thunder in December just isn't right in Wisconsin.
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What do all these sentences have in common?
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Posted:Dec 3, 2017 6:03 am
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2017 3:26 am
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“I thought Christmas only comes once a year.”
“Providing the collars and cuffs match.”
“I have been known to keep my tip up.”
“Just a slight stiffness coming on.”
“I’m an early riser myself.”
“Oh, I’m sure we’ll be able to lick you into shape.”
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Hand in the cookie jar
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Posted:Dec 2, 2017 5:11 am
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2017 7:49 pm
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I love cookies. I don't keep them around the house because I would, you know, eat them. A lot of them. As a we always had a cookie jar or two full in the kitchen. My folks seemed to be able to restrain themselves more than I can now at their age.
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Playoff hopes are fading fast
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Posted:Dec 1, 2017 5:10 am
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2017 5:07 am
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The math is getting harder but there is still a chance for my Packers to make the playoffs. Unfortunately they need some help that they are unlikely to get. I'm still enjoying the games which means I've grown over the years. Losing used to make me angry. Now I just look ahead.
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How did they find out?
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Posted:Nov 30, 2017 4:49 am
Last Updated:Dec 1, 2017 5:07 am
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How do cold germs figure out when you're going to be busy at work. They seem to know just when to strike to be most inconvenient.
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Penis Puns
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Posted:Nov 29, 2017 4:53 am
Last Updated:Dec 6, 2017 4:25 pm
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Did you hear about the guy who had no dick? He just came out of no where.
How the hell do you get "Dick" from "Richard?" Just ask him nicely.
I got a hand job from a blind woman last night. She said, "You've got the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on." I said, "Naaaah, you're pulling my leg."
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Chocolate Bar Sex
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Posted:Nov 27, 2017 4:57 am
Last Updated:Nov 28, 2017 4:57 am
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Chocolate Sex: The Birth Of A Chocolate Bar
One Pay day, Mr. Goodbar wanted to Skor. So he took Miss Hershey to the Pot of Gold Motel on the corner of Aero and Fifth Avenue to show her some Twix. He began to feel her Mounds that were pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll, and made him want to Eatmore. This is Wonderbar! He let out a Snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Kit Kat and caused a MilkyWay. She screamed “Oh Henry“, as she grabbed his Big Turk and squeezed his M&M‘s. Miss Hershey said; “You're are even better than the Three Musketeers“. To which Mr. Goodbar replied; “When you’re this big they call
you Mr. Big“. Soon she was a bit Chunky and nine months later she had a Baby Ruth.
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One holiday down
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Posted:Nov 26, 2017 9:07 pm
Last Updated:Nov 27, 2017 4:58 am
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One holiday down, now the push to the end of the semester.
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Talking turkey off line
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Posted:Nov 20, 2017 4:30 am
Last Updated:Nov 20, 2017 8:14 pm
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I'm going to be letting my Gold membership lapse for a few days. I'm be back at full force after the holiday weekend.
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Mere humans...
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Posted:Nov 19, 2017 1:59 pm
Last Updated:Nov 26, 2017 9:05 pm
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Well that football game was depressing. The defense held up their end but the offense misfired all day.
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