Naked Handyman installing a microwave
|
Posted:Sep 25, 2014 9:21 pm
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2015 6:59 pm
12698 Views
|
The other day, I was working in a 's home installing some appliances for them before they come back down from up north. I figured, 'what the hell', I think I will work naked.
Here are some pictures of me installing their microwave. Enjoy! I sure did.
|
|
|
1
comment
|
|
|
|
Some new pussy in the neighborhood, I'm on the lookout.
|
Posted:Sep 3, 2014 6:12 pm
Last Updated:Sep 13, 2014 12:01 pm
13824 Views
|
For those of you that read Not my favorite kind of pussy, but I stuffed it anyway , you will know what I'm talking about.
I met my neighbor at girl scouts last night, that was a surprise; I found out last night, she put her in the same troop as my .
Anyway, Mrs. neighbor knew I was going to be gone in August, so, she and her family were putting out food for the cats. She also tells me, momma cat had 4 kittens while I was in Miami. So, after hearing about the cats still being in the neighborhood, I saved some dinner for them. Well, I did not see hide nor hair of them. Well, that is, not until tonight; momma cat shows up when I have steak & potatoes for dinner, but not last night when I had a salad.
Here is the picture of Queef & me. Her name is explained in the previous post's comments.
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
HNW - 3 HNW themes in 1 picture.
|
Posted:Sep 3, 2014 4:37 pm
Last Updated:Oct 9, 2014 8:53 pm
13207 Views
|
During the month of August, I did not have much time for Passion. I did not keep up with the blogs, the HNW posts, or any of it. So, I really wanted to participate in today's theme. While thinking about what I was going to post today, it suddenly came to me,
I will do three themes at once.
HNW - Swimwear
HNW - Masterbation
and
HNW - Keeping cool in the heat
I hope you enjoy!
By the way, I did not actually stick my dick in the hose. The vacuum hose is only one and a quarter inches in diameter; so, hard, I would not fit in it anyway. Not bragging, just sayin'. But it is an incredible feeling to hold the hose near the tip and get a great sucking sensation. Imagine a flag flapping in a hurricane. I just have to be very, very careful to not get too close.
|
|
|
1
comment
|
|
My birthday in my birthday suit was a bust.
|
Posted:Sep 3, 2014 3:48 pm
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2014 6:50 pm
13249 Views
|
As some of you may know, I have been working my ass off recently. So, on my birthday, I really wanted to just take it easy and relax around the house. But it just would not work out that way.
I had to go to the tax office to get my tags and driver's license renewed, had to take the to boy scouts and girl scouts last night, pick parts for jobs, etc.
Could you just see me going into the 'tax office' to get a nude, I mean, new driver's license. By the way, is next door to a sheriff's sub station. Oy, what a disaster that could be. Or, showing up at 'scouts' al natural; what do you think, maybe 10 to 25 years.
So anyway, I did get around to getting my registrations and tags in and on my trucks and trailers today. Just thought I would share.
Now, off to cool off for HNW: Keeping cool in the heat. That is the next post.
|
|
|
3
Comments
|
|
Text reader and erotica. From hard-on to hysterical.
|
Posted:Aug 26, 2014 10:29 pm
Last Updated:Aug 28, 2014 3:53 pm
11284 Views
|
For a month now, I have had very little time to myself. With either or coworkers nearby, I have not had any horny times recently.
Well, that all changed this week. As I was driving from Fort Myers to Miami, had two hours of 'me' time. It was nice to have some quiet time to think, and relax, and think some more. As one thought led to another, I got to thinking about how little time I have had for Passion and reading some of my erotica sites.
Well, since I can't read while I am driving; I decided to have my phone read a sex story to me. Everything was working fine to start. The story was building nicely, my jeans were getting tight; I was seriously considering jacking off. Then, as the story's character was coming to a climax, the computer could not.
Try it; listen to how a text reader describes an orgasm.
'aaawww' is
Ā, Ā, Ā, dəbəlˌyo͞o, dəbəlˌyo͞o, dəbəlˌyo͞o
'Ooohhhhh' is
Ō,Ō,Ō, eych, eych, eych, eych, eych
It was a good story; but in the end, I went from hard-on to hysterical laughter in seconds.
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
|
|
Working my ass off - now my pants fall down.
|
Posted:Aug 26, 2014 7:59 pm
Last Updated:Aug 26, 2014 10:33 pm
9783 Views
|
Well, I have been working so much these last couple of months, I have had very little time to myself. Between helping my friends, during the week, finish a big project in Miami and volunteering, on the weekends, to refurbish a building for the boy scouts in Punta Gorda, I have been running my ass off.
I have not been able to keep up with the Passion forum posts, because I have not had any time to myself in a month until now. Between having the every weekend, while volunteering, and staying with coworkers, day and night throughout the week, I have been neglecting sharing on the forums. Now that I have a motel room to myself and I can get some Passion and naked time, I thought I would share what I have been doing.
In the past month, I have lost eleven pounds and I think it all came off my butt; I now have a problem with my pants falling down. Just the other day, I redressed to go get something from my truck; and as I am bounding down the motel stairs, my pants dropped to my knees. It could have been em BARE ASS ing, or maybe exciting, if someone else had been in the stairwell with me. So in retrospect, I should;
1. Start wearing underwear (nope, I like going commando),
2. Remember to bring my belt (I have a belt, but rarely need it. Recently, I have been using string and cable ties to hold up my pants at work), or
3. Get some suspenders (maybe some Mork from Ork suspenders)
On second thought, rainbow suspenders is not a good idea; I already have too many guys hitting on me.
Why won't guys on Passion read profiles? If they did, they would know that I like fish, not chicken. No offense ladies, I say it in jest.
With all the driving from Fort Myers to Miami to Punta Gorda, I am becoming a part time professional bug killer. I am glad it is the rainy season here; because Mother Nature is helping to keep my windshield clean.
UPDATE: I think I still have some ass left.
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
HNW- Legs- They ain't pretty, but here they are. You may want to close your eyes first.
|
Posted:Jul 9, 2014 2:43 pm
Last Updated:Oct 9, 2014 8:54 pm
12739 Views
|
I have been away from Passion for a while; I am trying to catch up on the blogs and thought I would post some pictures for this week's theme; since I missed last week.
I included pictures of the legs of one of my ladders and one of my work tables. After looking at the pictures, I noticed that none of the legs in these pictures look good. But I am posting these anyway, because I know, just like a bloody car accident, some will find them, disgustingly fascinating.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Wait for it!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Are your eyes closed yet?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Are you sure you want to continue?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Are you brave enough?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Just remember, you can't unsee what is next.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
|
|
|
1
comment
|
|
Not my favorite kind of pussy, but I stuffed it anyway.
|
Posted:Jul 7, 2014 8:47 pm
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2014 5:47 pm
12172 Views
|
I am not much of a cat person, but I felt sorry for this poor little kitten that has been hanging around the property for the last few weeks. I have seen three kittens here recently; then I noticed the slightly larger kitten has swollen teats. This poor little kitten is a mother already.
So, being a sap for the indigent, I have been sharing my dinners with her. I have finally gotten her to eat out of my hand.
My have been with me for the last 9 days; so that is why I have been off Passion for a while. Anyway, the kittens disappeared for a few days; I figured they were tired of the noisy and moved; well, tonight they reappeared. I thought I would explain my recent absence, share some thoughts, and have something to blog about.
Anyway, this blog post started because I logged into Passion, then went out to my truck, saw the kittens again, and thought, 'this is not exactly the kind of pussy I was hoping for'.
Oh well, life is funny. Since I ate dinner hours ago, I cooked a hot for '?'; I have not named her yet.
|
|
|
2
Comments
|
|
|
|
|
|
HNW-Construction Tools-Naked Handyman
|
Posted:Jun 18, 2014 7:15 am
Last Updated:Jun 22, 2014 1:04 pm
12609 Views
|
Well, I had some trouble figuring out what I would post for today's theme. The trouble is, that I have so many tools for the different types of work I do, I could not decide which tools to use for this theme. Was I going to be a plumber, electrician, carpenter, drywall installer, computer network installer, telephone cable technician, tile installer, or the stucco man? I just could not decide.
So here I am, sitting on the back of the truck thinking what to do for this week's theme. At least I did get a few tools in the picture.
Here is a picture from a few months ago when I was working hard. 
Maybe I should become a professional fisherman; then I can become a master baiter, and get paid for it.
|
|
|
2
Comments
|
|
To link to this blog (NudeDon69) use [blog NudeDon69] in your messages.
|
|
|
| Sun |
Mon |
Tue |
Wed |
Thu |
Fri |
Sat |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
1
|
2
|
3
|
41
|
5
|
6
|
7
|
8
|
9
|
10
|
11
|
12
|
13
|
14
|
15
|
16
|
17
|
18
|
19
|
20
|
21
|
22
|
23
|
24
|
25
|
26
|
27
|
28
|
29
|
30
|
31
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
