Reset Password
Reset Link Sent
| Blogs > bitchkitty2017 > My Blog |
Ok now picture this for a laugh!
|
Ok now picture this for a laugh! Fad diets are fast becoming a thing out of control , like a train that has jumped its tracks and on a collision course with your brain..lol But now this is way different than most but you have to get the jest of it from the pic I posted...I am a tea drinker but I draw the line as to who I allow to come to my tea parties, yes I said tea parties, its one of my quirks and has been since childhood. My foster cat Kodi wont abide me dressing him up in a bonnet and frilly apron so we just wing it most times.He gets a little pissy if he has to sit with the mice, yes I said mice ...now come on cant a mouse , or mice sit down together and have a tea party without it getting out of control? yes, yes they can. ok what do I serve at my tea party, you are curious are you not? I serve crumpets and cupcakes ( made with catnip) just a nip, for the cat , he gets way out of control and threatens to eat the mice ..lol and for the mice or mouse ( kind of depends on whether they are a couple or a swinging single) hmmmm...how do you tell? Ok green tea is the drink of choice , why green tea you ask? Well its obvious you cant serve booze to mice and when the cat has had too much catnip ..ahh let me tell you its complete chaos! Ok green tea has been around for a very long time and its a great drink for weight loss or serving at tea parties. Why is it good for weight loss.? Ask the mice , after the cat has had enough playing nice , hes up for a chase or two with the mice ..ok so . tested and proven by doctors and used in study groups the flavonoids and caffeine in green tea speeds up the metabolism ,and the catechins which are antioxidants help to rid the body of nasty stuff. don't believe me ? ask the mice not the cat....studies have been done on mice and when given the all you can eat salad bar and buffet its a hands down winner , mice keep their weight and some actually have lost weight .Its true! So now you know what's a must have at your tea party , best not to put the cat in there ...arguments are bound to happen , and well needless to say I went through a lot of mice..ahhhh meece..( plural ) lol.. and if you believe any of this well I wont be inviting you to any of my tea parties any time soon... |
|||
3/10/2019 1:58 am |
Who do you invite to your tea parties? Do you serve green tea? Ask the mice!
| ||
3/10/2019 3:52 am |
I love a good crumpet and tea. X
| ||
3/10/2019 4:27 am |
Thats just too funny. Great post
| ||
|
Great post...Thank you I needed the smile
| ||
|
Hahaha
| ||
|
and what is in your tea.... lol
| ||
|
A thought provoking diversion! [I]Da Focker!!
| ||
3/10/2019 3:52 pm |
I love a good crumpet and tea. X
| ||
3/10/2019 3:54 pm |
Thats just too funny. Great post
| ||
3/10/2019 3:55 pm |
Great post...Thank you I needed the smile
| ||
3/10/2019 3:58 pm |
Hahaha
| ||
3/10/2019 3:59 pm |
and what is in your tea.... lol
| ||
3/10/2019 4:01 pm |
A thought provoking diversion!
|
Become a member to create a blog
