Long time divorced, BBW. I love sports, movies, going out for dinner and a nice glass of wine. I like honest, friendly men that are looking for more than a "one and done" kind of encounter.

My Ideal Person: I'm looking for a funny, intelligent man I can be friends with, get to know and spend our spare time together playing and exploring our naughty sides. I’m not judgmental about looks, size, shape, age, economic indicators or political views. Okay, if you’re a rabid Rush Limbaugh listening neo-con, we’re not going to get along so well. My ideal situation is finding a guy that can throw a bag (and the golf clubs) in the car on Friday after work and just take off for parts unknown. Talk about what we’re going to do with each other until we can’t stand it anymore, stop at the first motel we find and …….

Here’s what I’m not looking for. If you fit any of the following criteria, please pass me up and keep searching.

1. NO MARRIED OR ATTACHED MEN Discreet is one thing, but lying, cheating and sneaking is something I'm not willing to be involved in.(Unless you have a permission slip from your wife and a nice, big, thick…. Uh, never mind, just kidding). Not only is it an ethical thing with me, I’m selfish and want a man with plenty of time to spend. I am not into quickies over lunch or sneaking around. And I do not want to be pulled into anyone else’s drama.

2. NO KNUCKLE DRAGGING NEANDERTHALS, incapable of speaking (or writing) in full sentences. Examples: Wanna fuck? Wanna suck my cock? How big are yer tits? While he-man/helpless woman might be fun to play once in a while, I like my men intelligent and capable of carrying on conversations about topics other than sex.

I am looking for a man with a sense of humor. Laughter is a huge thing in my life and I can’t do without it. A man that can make me laugh and also appreciates my wit, will be richly rewarded, I can tell you that.

I am NOT into one night stands or quick fucks with strangers. So please don't e-mail me that you'll be at the Holiday Inn on such and such date.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Janis Joplin, ZZ Top, anything classic rock, Blues, Reggae

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I have many fantasies. Just ask me. I do have this thing about
seducing the cute room service waiter at a nice hotel.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Blindfolds, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I prefer real men.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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