I keep looking at this profile, thinking to myself, gee, it'ts been so long since i updated this. So, here goes! I am NOT interested in meeting you. There, i said it. I'm TIRED of talking to people thru email and then they just kinda...drift...off. Please, just dont bother. NO, I dont want to look at your penis and no, seeing it wont make me change my mind. They are funny looking. Admit it.
If you see me in chat, and i'm almost always there if I'm on the site at all, and you talk to me, DO NOT get butthurt if i talk to the people i actually KNOW off this site. Yes i DO know some of them, in person, and know what they look like. They are the ones i'm most interested in, mostly because they are interested in ME. Whine to someone who gives a damn.

My Ideal Person: To Ride This Ride You Must:
1. HAVE A JOB. this is not negotiable, dont tell me you are "taking some time off". Right now, i know the economy sucks and thats fine. Your job would be looking for a job. This means that the partying would be minimal.
2. HAVE A CAR. again, not negotiable. I am not a taxi service.
3. Like kids. I have one, I cannot return her and I will ALWAYS and FOREVER put her before myself.
4. Like animals. You dont have to have one, but dont talk about using cats as target practice.
5. Dont do drugs. I honestly dont care how "in pain" you are. Its not enough to break the law and btw...if your side hurts...right where your liver is...and wow...you down a 5th of whiskey every night...DUH.
6. Be Respectful. I am a lady. I am a mother, sister, exwife, HUMAN BEING. So what if my picture is of my tits? i happen to like them. That doesnt mean you will get to see them beyond that picture.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Voyeurism

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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