Dear Madam,

Which ever the case may be. I am in search of all of the adventures, stories, and out rite provocations that I have ever expounded. This prodigious volume shall be called the “Truth And I Have Never Met.”


I must be getting old. What I used to be able to do in 20 minutes now take me an hour or more.
When I'm at home alone, it's just a pit stop to check messages before I head out again.
It also means that I've reached the point in my life where simple, uncomplicated sex is all I need and all I want. I'm not changing my life. I'm in the mood for a creative PILLOW PAL in my life.
For me a perfect day is a discreet encounter with a hot friend. I'm just turning up the volume on my leisure time. If you contact me, please keep in mind that I'm just looking for a fuck buddy, not a soul mate.
A little about me: I'm just your average nice guy.
What I am looking for? Something licentious or lascivious, if that is something you offer or desire. You will find me fully qualified, unencumbered, willing, reasonably skilled and having a little more than a modicum of endurance.
Physically, I'm 6'’3" or so tall, 250 lbs, 65 years old, straight 8, brown hair (with a little gray), my eyes are green/hazel/they seem to be different to whoever is looking. I have been told that I am not too bad looking. I have a generally quiet, gentle personality, and a different sense of humor. My health is good. If you are looking for a slim trim and good looking guy, well I'm not it.
About the things that I like: I prefer movies (Science fiction, adventure, blood & guts, and of course boys & girls) as to TV. I don't watch sports very often, sports boor me.
However, I do like to fish once in a while, ride my Goldwing (Motorcycle a Silver GL 1800), read, work around my house, dinners out, make sawdust, fly kites, I even try to dance once in a while (although it is a skill that I haven't been able to master), and I like to travel, and I, of course, I am biased towards indoor soft-court, naked, mixed singles.
I think of myself as one of the good guys. I have a yellow dog, a grey and white cat, a red pickup, and a Silver Goldwing. The dog hasn't learned to drive the bike, but loves to ride in the truck and the cat couldn't care less.

My Ideal Person: Honesty is the best thing.

IT WOULD BE REALLY NICE TO FIND A "LADY" THAT KNOW WHEN TO BE A LADY AND WHEN TO BE A HARLOT. THEN SOME TIMES GETS THE TWO MIXED UP.

So, Wanted a lady/ couple that just wants to have sex and likes to have sex in just about any way.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Kingston trio

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I don't have many. the few that I do have are private.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Participating in Erotic Photography, Leather, Latex

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
None

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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