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LilBlondeNZ 36/F
Burlington, Vermont
Introduction
I am the most powerful and interesting woman in the world.
My mere gaze reflects microwaves.
I eat non-dairy creamer for breakfast.
I can divide the square root of Pi by zero.
I rip staples out of letters with my teeth.
Ive watched 'The Notebook' without shedding so much as one tear.
I can change the TV channel with my mind.
I kick stingrays.
My beer is never flat.
I will entrance you with my beauty.
I give metermaids parking tickets.
Fluorescent lights cease flickering in my presence.
My white-out never clumps.
People ask me where stuff is in Home Depot.
Im more flexible than a Romanian gymnast,
More absorbent than a Sham Wow,
Sharper than obsidian.
Fuck Chuck Norris.
Hes got nothing on me.
My Ideal Person:
I'm into...
- People who are into actually living their lives instead of blogging about living their lives.
- People who like their lives, or have the balls to change their situation if it is not to their liking.
- People who don't get their education from a cable news network and are comfortable with shades of grey.
I'm not into:
- The Pap(smear)arazzi and the Cockwavers (You'll shoot your eye out!).
- Bloggers who commercialize the blog purpose. No, I don't want to pre-order your fucking blog and have you add me to your mailing list for coupons for 10% off your next thought.
- Blingaholics. There should be a support group for these people.
I get along best with people who are happy, educated, open minded, sexy and completely demented and/or deranged.
Just like me.
Here for friends and blogs. I'm not looking for the hook up (or the hookah, or the hooker, or anything involving hooks. Actually, I don't even really like the word "hook". It just doesn't look or sound like it should be a word.)
My mere gaze reflects microwaves.
I eat non-dairy creamer for breakfast.
I can divide the square root of Pi by zero.
I rip staples out of letters with my teeth.
Ive watched 'The Notebook' without shedding so much as one tear.
I can change the TV channel with my mind.
I kick stingrays.
My beer is never flat.
I will entrance you with my beauty.
I give metermaids parking tickets.
Fluorescent lights cease flickering in my presence.
My white-out never clumps.
People ask me where stuff is in Home Depot.
Im more flexible than a Romanian gymnast,
More absorbent than a Sham Wow,
Sharper than obsidian.
Fuck Chuck Norris.
Hes got nothing on me.
My Ideal Person:
I'm into...
- People who are into actually living their lives instead of blogging about living their lives.
- People who like their lives, or have the balls to change their situation if it is not to their liking.
- People who don't get their education from a cable news network and are comfortable with shades of grey.
I'm not into:
- The Pap(smear)arazzi and the Cockwavers (You'll shoot your eye out!).
- Bloggers who commercialize the blog purpose. No, I don't want to pre-order your fucking blog and have you add me to your mailing list for coupons for 10% off your next thought.
- Blingaholics. There should be a support group for these people.
I get along best with people who are happy, educated, open minded, sexy and completely demented and/or deranged.
Just like me.
Here for friends and blogs. I'm not looking for the hook up (or the hookah, or the hooker, or anything involving hooks. Actually, I don't even really like the word "hook". It just doesn't look or sound like it should be a word.)
What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
I always run out of room in this spot.
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
depends on my mood
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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- 36 / female
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Burlington, Vermont, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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| Looking For: Men, Women, Couples (man and woman), Groups, Couples (2 women), Couples (2 men) or TS/TV/TG for Other "Alternative" Activities |
| Birthdate: | March 22, 1976 (36 years old) |
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| Travels to: | New York, United States | ||
| Hometown: | Suffolk County, New York, United States | ||
| Relocate?: | Yes | ||
| Marital Status: | Married | ||
| Height: | 5 ft 8 in / 172-175 cm | ||
| Body Type: | Average | ||
| Smoking: | I'm a non-smoker | ||
| Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker | ||
| Drugs: | I use some recreational drugs | ||
| Education: | JD | ||
| Occupation: | Healthcare | ||
| Race: | Caucasian | ||
| Religion: | Agnostic | ||
| Have Children: | No | ||
| Want Children: | Maybe | ||
| Bra Size: | 36 / 80 C | ||
| Speaks: | English | ||
| Hair Color: | Blonde | ||
| Hair Length: | Long | ||
| Eye Color: | Green | ||
| Glasses or Contacts: | None | ||
| My Trophy Case: | 
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