"You are insane to seek a meaningful relationship from a sex site."

There are men who control their sexuality. Can channel it, manipulate it, direct it. They have not created a separate compartment for their primal energy, as they are its commander. They are not afraid of being a sexual being, it is honored.

These men are certainly not afraid of a woman who possesses the same characteristics. If anything, such women are welcomed with open arms, as few truly exist.

Then there are men and women who are controlled by their sexuality.

I am seeking a sexual conductor. This is not perfection. This is mastery of one's form and function. And it is a significant portion of any relationship's foundation.

I would not seek this were I unequipped to provide the same.

If you are content being a song enjoyed while I am changing stations, I may very well find three to five minutes of satisfaction in your music. Such interludes often prove sufficient for all involved parties.

But we both know that is not a symphony.

Please note that, should there be any mutual interest, my aim is to arrange an actual in-person meeting as soon as possible. Given the levels of smoke and mirrors usually employed through online interactions, 30 seconds of face-to-face conversation provides more meaningful details than five minutes of online chatting.

I have nothing to hide, I am honest in my profile, I have no interest in developing online sexual pen pals or chat room fan clubs, and this site is a pathway for me--not a destination point, time-killer, or last resort. Understood if you are not of the same mentality, but then we will lack basic compatibility.

In short:

I am not seeking...

...a one-night stand.
...a NSA "relationship."
...a fling or otherwise disposable encounters.
...to be a third to your couple.
...to be your "submissive."
...to slap you with a chicken cutlet or dildo.
...to watch you slap someone with a chicken cutlet, dildo or whatever your fetish may be.

...those who lack basic reading comprehension skills.
...those who neglect their mental, emotional or physical fitness.

...those who cannot contain their freakiness to the bedroom. I do not care how sexually stimulating you are. I have absolutely zero interest in entertaining the quirks of abnormal/damaged psyches.

If you are of the belief that your standards regarding interpersonal communication and social graces should be downgraded because of this being a "sex site?" Understood. I will not respond to your messages.

Then what do I want, you ask?

If you are still left standing after I whittled away 98% of this site's target demographic?

Welcome.

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I am a discriminate nymphomaniac. Amongst other things.

Direct penetration isn't a requirement for me to have an extremely gratifying sexual experience.

I must reiterate that I am not here simply to increase the number of people with whom I've had sex.

I do hope that we can find a mutually beneficial manner in which we can achieve desire fulfillment.

I have linked to the vital parts of my profile, as it was morphing into a novel--and even I grew tired of reading it all in one chunk.

Hopefully, you will find the section headings to be self-explanatory. If you have visited my profile in the past, you have likely read the majority of the contents in a different format.

If you are new--greetings! I am very pleased that you have stopped by.

I have limited the contents of this page to the essential details you would need in order to make a reasonably informed decision about pursuing a connection with me.

All received messages will receive a response, regardless of the nature of said reply, though it might take a bit of time—I ask for your patience. Any and all questions posed to me will be seriously entertained. I simply ask that you treat the subject matter, and myself, with respect.

I am more than willing to provide facial pictures after having ascertained that you pose no threat to my psychological or professional safety.

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1) My friends say that I suffer from narcissistic delusions of grandeur.
2) I’m not really an exhibitionist as much as I’m a voyeuristic provocateur.
3) I epilate my anus and mons pubis.
4) I deplore illiterate, unsophisticated, myopic androids.
5) I have an oral fixation.
6) I desperately wish I had chosen professional cheerleading as my career.
7 ) My favorite film is Clockwork Orange.
Eight) Attending strip clubs alone is amazingly enjoyable.
9) Latex underwear is pure fucking sex.
10) This little girl went to market. This little girl came first. Her little guy's dick anticipated. This little girl went to sleep.
11) Breast worship unfortunately seems to be a dying art.
12) I masturbate at work with an appalling frequency and intensity.
13) Cunnilingus and fellatio always feel so much better at speeds above 80 mph.
14) I dance, and drink, and screw…because there’s nothing else to do.

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People are capable of such majestically pure animalistic connections.

Such a beautiful symphony of simultaneous creation and destruction.

That split second in which you encounter the one who transforms you into a seething creature whose sole occupation is to devour. Or be devoured.

For the second, minute, hour, day, week, month, eternal. For now.

For us. For the hunt. For the dance. For the descent. For the resurrection.

For the moment when all you know is all you want, all you want is all you sense, all you sense is everything, and everything cascades through your veins.

One blink and it is there. One blink and it is gone.

Do not leave before we find each other.

Just… do not.

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Misconceptions.

Sexifesto.

QT & A.

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Have a wonderful day.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Ask.

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Marie Antoinette and Elizabeth Bathory.

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