... bonus points if you know what song that's from.

READ THE WHOLE PROFILE!!!

Looking for people who like to have fun!! nothing serious just FUN!!

Now pay attention because this is important -what I'm not looking for, and lets face it this is a sex site so yes looks do matter and I'm not trying to be rude but I'm not interested in overweight people and I hate body hair, a little bit is OK but no bushes. If you never got one of the pretty girls in high school or ever for that matter then please stop now, ain't gonna happen.

I'm at a point in my life where I know what I want and like. I'm very open minded and kinky, you should be too. One more thing size does matter, well to me it does... so if you aren't well equipped chances are I'm not going to be interested. Sorry guys.

I'm not looking for pen pals so if you are in a different country or state and are not going to be within a reasonable distance from me chances are I'm not going to write you back so don't waste the time and effort in writing me.

My Ideal Person: Looking for other fun, kinky, open minded people, who don't take themselves to serious. I'm here for fun and not looking to change what I already have going on in my life.

I am a standard member so I can only reply to so many messages a day so to better your chances of getting a reply from me you'll need to impress me with what you write. A little creativity and originality will go a long way. Most importantly, any messages without photos attached will be deleted and never read, I will not respond to any messages without a picture attached and no I don't want to see random body parts. Clear photos, showing me what you look like and what kind of body you have are what I'm looking for.

If for any reason you can't understand this simple request or anything that I have written here then go back to the beginning and read it again and if you still don't understand (I didn't use any big words so it shouldn't be that hard) do us both a favor and move along to the next one.

If you made it this far and decide to write me put the word sparkles in the subject line of the message and I'll know you read my whole profile and if for some reason you come across as a loser then I'll know you are just stupid and you just can't fix stupid.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Fisting

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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