*** NO BLACK GUYS!!!*** NO BLACK GUYS!!!*** NO BLACK GUYS!!!***

Also, please read this thoroughly!!!!

Hmmmm, I'm strange, weird & unusual.
I'm lookin' for a "friend with benefits", someone to have "fun" with at least once a week.
I can be a pest, if I like you, too! Not a stalker or anything, just kinda' bothersome perhaps! LOL!
I'm very friendly & communicative!
I like hearing from you, especially if we develop a friendship.
I'm very affectionate & I like to cuddle & touch you.
Yeah, I'm one of those "Touchy-Feely" people! LOL!!!
And no black guys please. Just not into it, sorry...
If you're over 100 miles away, you might want to re-think me!!! LOL!!!
Because if you're not willin' to travel to see me, don't bother sending me a messege!

My hours have changed... I'm now working 'til about 7-8pm, so I'm only available AFTER 9-10pm...

Also, I have no car... & I live in a tiny apt, with a whole lotta' stuff!
But I am for real! Promise!
& I don't want to go out for dinner, coffee or drinks. We both know why we're on this site & it's not for "dating"!!!~wicked laugh~
I'm also a heavy smoker(+ 420!!!), have 2 cats, am a lousy housekeeper, & I'm not very pretty.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnd, I'm waaaaaaaaaaay older than listed...
What? You don't believe in Vampires?!?!?! LOL!!!

I'm attempting the impossible when I say that I'm looking for the proverbial "friends with benefits situation." This phrase is used quite often, and carelessly at times, so allow me to express what it means to me. It means that there is mutual respect between both parties, and that it's okay to actually hang out as friends. With this scenario, I'm also looking for something physical to develop quickly. Now, the time spent with a "friend" is cherished, looked forward to, and is probably the highlight of one's day/week, but at the end of the day...nothing changes. This does NOT mean that there are no feelings between "friends", it just means that there is an understanding that we're not gonna' marry, just hang out & have good times, together.. I still want to remember a birthday, send emails, and surprise my "friend" with thinking of you moments. My philosophy in life is to stay relaxed, cool, calm, and open to whatever happens with whoever it happens with. I'm looking for a "Out Of The Box" type friendship/relationship where I don't have to define or explain it, but I'm satisfied and comfortable with it. I'm not changing my life or lifestyle just turning up the volume and having fun. I look forward to finding the right person. This is probably an oversimplified explanation...but there it is.
I may not be the most prettiest or the
sexiest. I may not have the perfect body. I may not be anyone's 1st
choice, but I am a great choice. I don't pretend to be someone else
because I am too good at being ME. I may not be proud of some of the
things I've done but I am proud of who I am today. So take me as I am or
... don't take me at all!

Also, I'm not much into 1 night stands, so if you just want a quick fuck, I suggest you look elswhere!

My Ideal Person: **** NO BLACK GUYS!!!*** NO BLACK GUYS!!!!**** NO BLACK GUYS!!!!****

I want a "take charge" kinda' guy, as I'm rather passive "in bed". Someone who's not afraid to "manhandle" me a little.~giggle~ Feel free to get a little rough, too!~wink~
And, You can smack my kitty but NOT my ass!!!!
& I've found I reeeeeeeeeeally enjoy bein' fisted. So if that's something you enjoy, well, we can surely have some fun!!!

Taller than me, fairly well built (NOT overweight!), someone into things not of the norm, likes to laugh & have fun.
I'm a sucker for a big chest & big arms, too! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, nothin' better than a man's sexy chest & arms! Especially if those arms are around me!!!

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
You come in, kiss me, hug me & just spread my legs &
start eating me out.... Y'all know I'm kidding, right?!?!?! :))


I want someone I can hang out with, be friends with
& have great sex with!!!


So far, that's been a fantasy, 'cause it sure hasn't
happened yet! LOL!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The middle of a park, A dark back alley, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Mutual Masturbation, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Fisting, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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