I am a wander at heart and never did learn that civilized people wear clothes. My friends call me a northern California snob, it is not my fault that the food, the weather, the air quality, the culture, fish, the redwoods, the ocean, the vineyards, rivers, the sourdough and the people are better there . I am a foodie, a snuggle slut, and a hummusexual . I love to walk on the grass espically if I am not supposed to. I love my four furry children my house, my backyard and my therapist Dr. Terrence E Poole, PH. He is a lot of up keep and sometimes I have to drain him and give him a nice acid wash but we have a great relationship. My alter ego's name is Purple and she has been known to cause many random acts of debauchery, latley she has been on haitus. I think she is traveling or something. My secret ninja power is the ability to make mass quantities of food for my loved ones, if you go to burning man I would be more than happy to feed you gourmet food. I have other powers but they seem to be affected kryptonite right now.