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Ok. I am SERIOUSLY one more fucking email away from ripping someone a new place to shit from. SO I am going to state this once and for all. I am fucking deployed. I am NOT in America. I am NOT stateside. I am NOT sitting in my room, at my mom's house, looking for a fuck. In fact, I don't know exactly WHEN I'm coming home because the mission is ALWAYS changing. Therefore, I am STILL going to be in AFGHANSTAN. If I get one more fucking email about phone calls, quickies, and making plans, I swear on ALL that is holy, I am going to choke you the fuck out.
Happy Reading.
When Life Gives You Lemons, Find Someone With The Tequila.
Need To Know
1. Fourth generation Irish woman. I'll drink, swear, and bat an eyelash all the while doing it.
2. Brutally honest. Maybe too honest for your pretty ears to handle.
3. I'm living my all American dream with a brand new pair of combat boots.
4. Please refrain from pissing me off. You won't enjoy me putting your sorry ass in check.
5. If you can't tell by now, I'm a sarcastic asshole.
6. Yes I have confidence and respect for myself. I know how to use them well.
7. I'm a Giants fan. Please spare me the comments. I am well aware Manning is a fucking moron.
8. I'm not a psychotic gym nut. Count the cals, eat the protein, cut the carbs, etc. etc. etc. Who fucking cares...? Get over the fact my ribs remain intact whenever I sneeze. I got fluff. OH WELL.
9. I love to laugh, even at the stupidity of others. Life is about variety!
10. I'm me. You're you. Stop pretending to be something fancy smancy. You won't get far in life living by someone else's standards. I know I enjoy my independence!
+Warning+
I see all these funny comments on people's pages for "abuse/wrong institution" or some shit. LMAO! Clearly, if an individual steals my profile commentary because he or she lacks creative intelligence, please tell me where to aim. I can just put you out of your miserable existance. It's pathetic. Move along.
If you happen to be military and you're reading this, DO NOT FUCKING FEEL OBLIGED TO REPRIMAND ME. If you carry on to send me an ignorant email, I will make you eat your words like a bowl of cheerios. Proper action has been taken place to the proper command. If you have the audacity to email me, then you better be just as much of a jerk off to the other military personnel on here with their dicks hanging out of their acus.
My Ideal Person: I'm SINGLE. I'm CONTENT. DO NOT TRY TO CHANGE THAT. I'm here for some drama free fun. This shit isn't Eharmony and I'm not a relationship type.
The rules are pretty simple...No shit, no shirt, no problems.
[If You Are...]
My ONLY preference is for WHITE MEAT..I AM NOT INTERESTED IN ANYTHING ELSE, JUST WHITE MEAT. Thank you but NO THANK YOU in advance.
One Who Never Calls Back: I'm not sure if your mama forgot to beat some respect into you but stop investing in fucking cell phones! It's the rudest thing to do to a woman since you lack the balls and can't be honest with your feelings. I certainly have come across alot of schmucks like this. You just aren't worth enough shit to lose sleep over though.
A Blatant Douche Bag: Please find the nearest cliff and proceed off of it.
Old Enough To Be Grandpa: Take your electric scooter and fuck off. I ain't Anna Nicole Smith and I do not need a sugardaddy!
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I always had this infatuation with water. Waterfalls.
Ponds. Bathtubs. Showers. I would love to be out somewhere
with a man, enjoying a night outside when it suddenly starts
to rain. We're quickly running to the car. Before I
have a chance to get inside for coverage, I get thrusted
up against the car. I'm consumed by kisses and touches
that my mind could explode. The rain falls harder down on
us but it doesn't stop him from tearing my pants off...
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
David Boreanaz...he's God's perfection. Plain
and simple. John Cena...COME ON!!! I may not like no-necks but this
is definitely a man I wouldn't mind getting in the ring
with! Dennis Quaid...Definite DILF. Rachel Adams...She's just perfect! Angelina Jolie...Have you seen those lips?!
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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- 25 / female
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Coaldale, Pennsylvania, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-curious
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| Looking For: Men for Erotic Chat or Email, Discreet Relationship or Intimate Relations |
| Birthdate: | February 11, 1986 (25 years old) |
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| Relocate?: | No | ||
| Marital Status: | Single | ||
| Height: | 5 ft 4 in / 162-165 cm | ||
| Body Type: | Average | ||
| Smoking: | I'm a non-smoker | ||
| Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker | ||
| Drugs: | I don't use drugs | ||
| Education: | Current college student | ||
| Occupation: | Military | ||
| Race: | Caucasian | ||
| Religion: | Christian | ||
| Have Children: | No | ||
| Want Children: | No | ||
| Bra Size: | 36 / 80 C | ||
| Speaks: | English | ||
| Hair Color: | Red/Auburn | ||
| Hair Length: | Short | ||
| Eye Color: | Blue | ||
| Glasses or Contacts: | Either | ||
| My Trophy Case: | 
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