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Anneliese70 41/F
charlotte, North Carolina
i'm usually mobile so u have to email me if u want to get my attention.....
Introduction
If I do not see your face you will not get a response. Not that the majority of you read ANY of this
OMG I have been spoiled so now you can add well-hung to the list of criteria... as the pool grows shallower and shallower lol.... sigh
OH! And if you're blowing through town skip over me - I'm not into one night stands.
NOTHING PERSONAL, BUT I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO BLACK MEN
Time to re-vamp the profile...
I'm looking for a steady FWB/fuck buddy and would rather not have sex with 10 people trying to find him (read: if you're short of being amazing in bed stay off of my radar and please, please, please do not waste my time). If you don't know how to play with a multi-orgasmic squirter, please move on. Sorry to be so blunt, but I'm hoping that you'll weed yourselves out... I actually laugh a lot, and we'll get to that later. Down to business: I'm not that into having oral performed on me - I'll indulge you if that gets you off, although I'd much rather fuck. I don't want to teach anyone anything. I'd rather have my mind blown and learn a few new tricks (if that's possible at this point. Bring it on. Not too much I haven't done or will say no to
) I require well-muscled (READ - BUFF - BIG BICEPS, 6 PACK; not so thin that your muscles show...), witty men and here's why: I'm the kinda gal who loves to be pinned up against the wall and restrained with bare hands. Being smacked on the ass and having my hair pulled makes me break out into involuntary wicked laughter. I'm a wiley little thing and a handful and you had better be able to keep me in check without breaking my bones Had a surgical tune up last year and measure 39 26 33 (size 0/2, 34DDD) If you're in your 40s or older (unless you're on test and gh and live at the gym in addition to all of the above) you don't stand a chance with me.
ALPHA MALES ONLY NEED APPLY.
And if you protect and serve this country you've already got a foot in the door.
Let the games begin...
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UPDATE: It has been nearly 2 years since this was written (below, my original profile) - but most of it still rings true (with the exception of the references to my husband - I am no longer married nor seething with venom/riddled with pain, and my girl craziness is at bay at the moment) so I'm leaving it intact.... my God, read the profile - NO MARRIED MEN means NO MARRIED MEN..
I have a voracious sexual appetite and am open to just about anything as long as its safe and doesn't involve s&m or too much freak-dom. I have been known to laugh while having sex. Actually, I laugh while doing most things
If you are a male, chances of you landing me are slim. I am QUITE girl crazy - OVERWHELMED with bi-curiosity due to some past experiences and DYING to play with my own team Oh! I had almost forgotten to mention that I'm a "squirter" I have very well developed internal muscles which make me capable of having orgasms at a rate of about, um, infinity/hour as long as you know how to work me. Internally I AM a machine. And I am addicted to giving oral pleasure... I'm married to a gorgeous man who rocks my world and whom I love dearly, but he tripped and landed in another woman. BAD MOVE. He knows I've posted a profile on here and doesn't like this particular brand of equality (although NOW, 10 years LATER, he's not afraid of my playing with girls one-on-one) or walking a few foot steps in my shoes. According to him, regardless of his dalliance, I'm the best sex partner on the planet bar none. Yes, he is in the process of having his head examined...I am outspoken, I say what is on my mind, it is nearly impossible to embarrass me, and I LOVE sex.
I loathe drama. If we're going to click, so do you. I am discreet by nature; you must be, too. ABSOLUTELY NO MARRIED MEN. I HAVE ONE CHEATING MARRIED MAN TO DEAL WITH - WHY WOULD I WANT TWO??!! And I don't ever want to be part of another woman's pain.
*MEN - PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU SEND ME A MESSAGE*
GUYS, I AM FLATTERED BY ALL OF THE INTEREST THAT YOU HAVE SHOWN COLLECTIVELY.
BUT ONLY A RARE BREED CAN CAPTURE MY FASCINATION. I can't stop you from trying, so how about we narrow it down to this :
UNLESS YOU ARE AN EXCEPTIONAL PERSON ON BASICALLY EVERY LEVEL (INCLUDING HEIGHT) AND HAPPEN TO BE ONE OF THE FEW WHO CAN SPARK MY INTEREST OR WANT TO HAVE A FEW LAUGHS AND EXCHANGES ON-LINE, CHANCES ARE THAT I'LL PASS ON THE OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME BETTER ACQUAINTED WITH YOU.
I AM INTELLIGENT, I'M NOT LOOKING FOR LOVE, I DO NOT SUFFER FROM LOW SELF ESTEEM AND I AM NOT STARVED FOR ATTENTION. I'M SIMPLY INJURED AND LOOKING TO BE DISTRACTED UNTIL I FIGURE OUT WHETHER OR NOT I WILL BE ABLE TO TRUST MY HUSBAND AGAIN AND STAY MARRIED. TELLING ME THAT I'M HOT AND SENDING ME MULTIPLE COCK SHOTS WILL GET YOU NOWHERE. WHY MUST YOU DO THAT?
PROXIMITY MEANS NOTHING TO ME ("We live so close....") AS I WOULD TRAVEL THE SEAS OF TIME FOR THE RIGHT PERSON.
INTRIGUE, AMUSE OR ENTERTAIN ME.
DON'T TAKE OFFENSE WHEN YOU GET AN AUTO REPLY.
(Send face pics and a copy of your profile if you desire an actual response)THAT SAID, ITS FUN BANTERING WITH SOME OF YOU....
My Ideal Person: A man who loves sex, enjoys being caught up in the throes of flirtation, can keep me entertained and WILL NOT mistake lust for love, because that's not what I'm looking for. NO DRAMA!! Humor is a huge plus... actually, it is required. If you do not laugh easily and wear life like a loose garment, please move on....
Trust me, if we click, I will entertain and please the hell out of YOU....
What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Braking Benjamin, Seether, 3 Days Grace, anything on 106.5
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Aside from my girl craziness, its
hard to say - I have already had sex in moving vehicles, in
a lake, in the woods up against a tree, on several boats,
on a HOUSE boat, in a park, in a hot tub, in a pool, on a beach,
on my desk at work, on a tennis court, in a movie theatre (NOT
a porn theatre..), in 'public' restrooms (only
with locking doors - I'm not an exhibitionist) ad infinitum.
When I'm with someone I'm sexually partnered
up with, just about anything goes....
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
ANYTHING that involves my mind or body - especially my lips, NOTHING that involves pain or excretion
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
That is so lame...
Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.
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- 41 / female
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charlotte, North Carolina, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-curious
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| Looking For: Men for Discreet Relationship or Intimate Relations |
| Birthdate: | October 31, 1970 (41 years old) |
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| Relocate?: | No | ||
| Marital Status: | Divorced | ||
| Height: | 5 ft 6 in / 167-170 cm | ||
| Body Type: | Slim/Petite | ||
| Smoking: | I'm a light/social smoker | ||
| Drinking: | I don't drink at all | ||
| Drugs: | I don't use drugs | ||
| Education: | Master's degree | ||
| Race: | Caucasian | ||
| Religion: | Spiritual | ||
| Have Children: | Yes. We live together. | ||
| Want Children: | Happy with what I have | ||
| Bra Size: | 34 / 75 Above DD / E | ||
| Speaks: | English | ||
| Hair Color: | Black | ||
| Hair Length: | Medium | ||
| Eye Color: | Hazel | ||
| Glasses or Contacts: | Contacts | ||
| My Trophy Case: | 
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