PAY ATTENTION BEFORE WASTING YOUR TIME: If you are not interested in an in-person meeting, please do not initiate contact. And, if you want to contact me, send me an email. I don't respond to winks and messages. With that said, I am only interested in meeting a select man or two, and will only meet someone who I feel meets my criteria. This takes some time, so if you are not willing to invest a little of it, your loss. I am not interested in emailing nude photos back and forth, married men, pictures of you having sex with other women (or men - no thanks - on to the next ad, right now!), solo videos where you are the "star", whatever the hell "discreet" means in your world, booty calls because you are 'in my area this weekend', group sex, lesbians, couples, or other "alternative lifestyles," chatrooms, coffee at Waffle House, jungle fever (this means NO BLACK DUDES), talking 'dirty' on the phone, or cybering. These demographics have been set up to be filtered and blocked. Also, please do not provide your phone number in the intial email. That tells me that you are indiscriminate, desperate, or both.

With that out of the way, let me tell you a little about myself. I am a 40-something attractive divorced woman, blonde hair/hazel eyes, great smile, very voluptuous full breasts, tall (5'10"). Alas, over the past 3 years I have packed on some extra weight that is (finally) dropping off, but I'll have to lump myself into the "BBW" category none-the-less. If this bothers you, I don't really care. I have a high level of projected self-confidence with an above average I.Q. to match. I'm happy being me and am looking for a kindred spirit who is comfortable with himself, exudes charisma and has a happy, healthy outlook on life, intimacy and sex. Carbon copy men will not hold my interest - there needs to be something unique and compelling about the man I'm attracted to --- I am seeking a man that stands out from the crowd.

What I'm looking for...I am looking for a dating relationship. Yes, I am well aware that this is a sex site. I have had the good fortune to meet quality gentlemen here, and hope that history will repeat itself. Sorry, guys, I am too old school for the friends-with-benefits scenario and have zero interest in that type of situation.

Please see below for specific criteria. If you fall within these 'specs' and are interested in what I have to offer, please write back. Descriptive emails with G-rated photos will get like responses, a dozen words with a picture of your twig-n-berries will warrant no response at all.

My Ideal Person: Ready? Are you (dramatic pause)...an INTELLIGENT, sexy, single or divorced caucasian (white) male, emotionally stable, baggage neatly stowed and placed under the seat in front of you, financially secure with a consistent income, educated with a college degree or two, professionally employed, attractive (dark hair and eyes preferred but not required - gotta compromise somewhere!), around 6' tall (a few inches shorter or a half a foot taller - did I mention I'm 5'10"?), with class, integrity, good manners, a charismatic personality and a wicked sense of humor? Age range 40 - 55 (or so) and 'it' works like a Swiss time piece without assistance from a pharmaceutical company's product? Good hygiene is mandatory and intelligence is paramount. If you don't know your G.P.A. (or don't know what a G.P.A. is) we will not be compatible, in or out of the sheets. Proper use of grammar and spelling really turn me on - no kidding!

So...if you consider yourself normal in every facet, let's get together and have some sane fun. Local responses (max 50 miles from 31322) only, please. And, smoking is bad for you and bad for me, so I'll pass on those kind of butts! The other ones I love...

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Blackfoot, Eric Clapton, Kid Rock, The Boss, Eminem, Van
Morrison, Bon Jovi

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Sexual appetite

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
It's MY fantasy and I'm not sharing!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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