I am here to chat in the Lower MidWest chat room.... I am not looking for anything at the moment but if you read my profile it is very detailed as to what I would like when I start looking again...

I am a BBW. I carry my weight well, but I am a big girl. If you want someone who is HWP proportionate, I am not her. My weight hinders me from nothing I want to do.
I am D/D free; you need to be too if you want any type of physical relationship with me. If you have an aversion to condoms well have a nice day and move on.

I have a wicked sense of humor added to it I have a healthy dose of sarcasm that is regularly given out. I love to joke and tease and have fun. If you can not laugh, you can not smile, then I am not the one for you. Be very sure you can joke because if I have to explain it to you, I will leave you in the dust.

I love making new friends and will have tons of them but that doesn’t mean I have a sexual relationship with every single one of them. Commitment-wise, I am just looking for new friendships that may develop into something more later on. We can just be good friends who want to have a little fun together. I've reached the point where simple, uncomplicated sex is all I need and all I want. I can't promise anything more, but there is always room for more. I don't stop trying. I would like to build a relationship over time with a select few that is beneficial to all. If it works out then great, if not you can say you have a friend who knows the real meaning of the word.

If you contact me please include a face pic. Sorry guys, the gent downstairs won't do it for me. I will be talking to your face not your crotch.

My Ideal Person: This may sound picky but I know what I like .. .so no grief...

I love tall men preferrably over 6'0, but I don't hold it as an absolute... I like shorter men too.

I have an age limit both ways...
38 to 48. I am sorry I am not into men who are in the same age range as my dad or close to it or men young enough to be one of my kids or for me to have baby sat you. I will make exceptions to my own rules, but there has to be a spark or something.
Pushy men who request to meet right off the bat... I am sorry, I don't need pushy people in my life. Get to know me first.

Honesty is a must. You can't be honest, go to another profile.

Sorry, but no MARRIED men. no EXCEPTIONS...

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Godsmack, Collective Soul, SRV, Rob Zombie

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
My favorite is: I go to a spa, am lead into a room and undressed
by several men and women where I am pampered, massaged with
perfumed oils and powders... my man who has set this all up for me,
has been watching the careful minstrations of each person's
hands... he enters and all the other people leave, we sensually
make love slowly at first... then the intensity increases
until both of us are completely sated from the experience.
Just something very simple really :)

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Leather, Fisting, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Sean Connery or Adrian Pual.. just the sound of the accent
itself almost makes me cum...

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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