Okay, let's approach this commercial from the consumer's (you) point of view. i.e."What's in it for you?" This is not intended to be a list of accomplishments in a bragging manner, but only what I can bring to the table to offer to you. 1.I'm a lot of fun....I can and do tell jokes well..2. I have a VERY healthy libido..with the right person,(yes I tend to be somewhat choosy),I really enjoy sex.. 3. I have recently mastered the use of cutlery, and have stopped wiping my mouth on my sleeve..4. I clean- up pretty well..5. I can discuss intelligently; politics ( what a joke), religions(although I don't think it's a crowd-pleaser), and sports..with the exception of Rugby, Cricket, and Quoits. 6. While watching a game I do not need anything explained; also goes for motor sports, I always bait my own hook, and take my fishing seriously;..7. I play good poker, and again do not need anything explained or 10 wild cards; not too bad handicapping the ponies, either 8. I can drive nearly anything on 2,3,4,6(and some wheels..(not inclusive of tanks, massive earth-movers or back-hoes) 9. If anyone is interested, I am a damned good cook..and can do a great party for 4 to 400 people, (no, not commercially)10. I love trail, trial, and hill climbing on a motorcycle, not the deep sand as much though, too tiring to stand up and man-handle it all the way.11. I'm a very good listener..I do a very good "There, there, poor baby" with a velvet glove rubdown..12. I can and will make you feel all man....

My Ideal Person: I would be very happy if someone with a great sense of humor,a tolerance for others, a STRONG libido, a willingness to teach, a lot of patience, completely without any bigotry, a self-confident manner, a propensity for taking control, would decide that I am someone he would like to spend some time with. Oh, Nuts !! That was a darned good sentence, until it ended with a preposition.Two criteria that are absolute: 1. He must be close to my age..2. He must be UNATTACHED ! I have never stood in line and will not share; and I do NOT play in someone else's sandbox. No pressure, nothing demanding, but it has to be fun.....Let's have a cup of coffee, and talk about it..

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A swimming pool or hot tub, On A Sun Deck

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Spanking, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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