Standard member now, haven't deleted my profile yet. Can honestly say if you were not born and raised in England, Ireland, Australia, Scotland or some other European country, DO NOT RESPOND to this post.

1) I'm not looking for a serious relationship. 2) I don't do women or couples, so save yourself the time -- IT AIN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. Have a kitty, so there isn't a damn thing that I can/want to do with yours. 3) When I go to Popeye's & get a two piece & a biscuit, I order WHITE meat only. Better yet, I like cream in my coffee. 4) NO FACE PIC ON YOUR PROFILE OR ATTACHED TO YOUR MESSAGE, NO CHANCE OR RESPONSE. 5) Stop with the penis pics, I know you have one for Christ sakes. You're men after all. If you don't have one, then you're in need of serious medical attention. The fact that I have seen the exact same penis pic on 3 (UPDATE: 4) different profiles, says some of you need help more than others because you can't use your own. 6) Wow it amazes me how you all seem to have 8.5+" penises! Don't think covering the first 3" of the measuring tape with your thumb counts though.

I've dated/hooked up with/meet men from 20-59, so age isn't an issue as long as you mature, if you are young and don't look 90 when you are only in your 50's. Don't mind married or attached men. You are someone else's problem, not mine. I want to live my life drama free.

Coming to Chicago make sure you are coming TO CHICAGO, not some city 50 miles outside of the City. First meetings -- I will NOT travel outside of the City to meet anyone. Why would I?! You're the man for goodness sakes & you contacted me, I didn't contact you. Also, if you know your whole day/night will be filled with meetings, dinner/drinks with clients, don't send me a message. I will not come out to meet you after 10 pm. I'm no ones after-thought (after you do this & after you do that). I don't give 2nd chances. Dicks a dime a dozen and I try to keep a couple of dollars in my pocket.

About me: I am a smart-ass, with a great sense-of-humor and fabu tits of course. Love to dance, travel, workout & like horror movies. As my profile shows, I am 5'9" -- all legs and from what I has been written, extremely sexy. Love all types of music, except classical. I am an old househead. I love to move my body.

WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.

My Ideal Person: My idea person is TALL (I am 5'9" w/o my 3" heels), good-looking (did I say TALL ), married/attached(less b.s.), TALL, funny and white (TALL ). Also must have similar interests (TALL ). Someone who can carry a conversation and not one who defines himself by his magic wand (TALL ). I also love British men and Aussie men (charm for days). No fake pics please! Or pics of you 10 years ago and 50lbs lighter. Boo-boo, you don't look like that anymore. Let it go! Just let it go; it will be ok. Just step into the light. All is better in the light. Also, if you are bi-/bi-curious I am not interested. The only "bi" that I am into is "buying" shoes. When I turn you down because you are bi-, don't go changing your profile and try sending me another message. I do remember. Oh yeah, and tall.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Mutual Masturbation, Massage, Nipples played with.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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