**UPDATED: 23 April 2008: Hi, thanks for stopping by! While I am keeping my account active, I am currently a scooch too busy for additional playmates - I've over-extended myself a bit on my obligations. I am not currently in the market for new playmates as a result. Thank you for understanding! In this case: It's not you, it's my schedule!

Key point: Yeh, I am in a relationship. Yes, if you come under consideration, my partner will review your profile and we will discuss you. Yes, he will get the gory details when I get back home. No, he is not going anywhere. Yes, we prefer to enjoy your company together. No, he is not bi. And no, I am not likely to blow you the first night we hang out.

So! That's out of the way:
About me?
Geeky, goofy, punk rock gothic cyber-hippie. Huge list of interests from soap making and sewing to post-modern feminist deconstructionist porn.

Yes, seriously.
I can be pretty rapid-fire and am a pop-culture junkie, tossing in anything from Casblanca to Night Watch, Emenim to Liszt, Tolstoy to Dan Brown. You have to be able to keep up, hold your own, and make me laugh - 'cos sex starts in the brain. Can you stand up to the challenge?

But for both our sakes: don't bother if you're one of those rage-monsters or if you make yourself feel good about yourself by dumping on others - I really haven't got time for that kinda negative garbage. I like to have fun, and so should you if we're going to hang out. Seriously, ai'ight?

I have a pretty crazy-busy schedule - I travel with some frequency, I have a pile of critters (3 dogs, 3 cats) that take up a good portion of my time, and I have a large network of friends and family that are important to me. [strike]New playmates are always welcome, but it may take a little bit before we can coordinate schedules to make things happen [/strike]

I dunno about you, but my mama always said patience is a virtue - and that good things come to those who wait.

My Ideal Person: Still around? Congrats: you can read!

If - even after all of that - you still think you might be interested, feel free to drop me a line. But be aware if you email me with "hey ur hott" - you hit the virtual circular file. No harm, no foul - but I already told you I like brains.

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