Time for a little re-write.
I'm just a "dirty old man" type, who has not slowed down in my wants and desires. I prefer a reasonaly passable transvestite/crossdresser, preop or just reasonaly close to a female in appearance will do just fine. Please, no dramas or just plain ol' nutty and or confused individuals. I'm openminded enough to accept you for the person you are. Let's have a great "touchy-feely" time, a wierd to wunderful short term or long term roll in the hay. Food, drink and entertainement, such as movies, concerts and even NASCAR races can be on the menue, as well.

I'm easy going, low pressure and relatively sane . . well . . .

I prefer little or no body hair, a gorilla in panties, ain't my style. Hight to weight requirements can be negotiated, but too much is too much and not enough is too little, when it comes to bodies. I don't care about the color of your hair, eyes, clothing, etc. I do care about health and safety and keeping the lawyers and peace officers out of my life.

4/20 friendly, dont care if or if not you smoke tobacco, keep your psychoactive drugs at home, please and don't pass out from too much alcohol, I'm liable to take your purse . . . lol.

All reasonable offers wii be negotiated.

My Ideal Person: If you do not look like a female up close and personally, at least try to do so in low light or the flicker of a candle. I like girls with a little or lot extra. Dont bother asking: Why? Just accept the kink as I shall yours.

Please, NO married, attached or spoken for person(s).
I do not want the hazzle! yea, yea, your significant other may: Not care, know all about you, approve or what ever, but experiance has proven, that sooner or later it becomes a problem. Thank you, but no thanks.

Larger real or fake breasts are nice. Girly clothes in any shade or shape are good. Not much I don't or won't do, but and there is allways a "BUT": NO under legal age, no unwilling partissipants, not intersted in animals as sexual diversion or as sacrefice. Not into pee or poop, your or mine. No severe pain or permenant marks, we are here to have "fun".

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Pink Floyd, The Doors, Bach, Beethoven, Hendriks, blablabla

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Be in the company od a pleasent, kinky, perverted partner
and making a weekend or more of the opportunity. If its good, lets continue,

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Cross Dressing, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Leather, Fisting, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Yes, there are so many choices.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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