Things to ponder before replying: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* Gave my knight suite and white to Salvation Army again, \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* left too many smelly piles behind to clean up. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* Holes in the breast plate of the knight suite get too expensive to keep repairing. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* Willing to jump hurdles and build bridges with you though. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* Big tall man with a brain with occasional smoke coming from other parts of the body. If you don't want smoking around you, keep my hands and lips busy.....Actual don't smoke in my own home nor in my vehicles.....Try to be as consider as I can be about it..... \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* Outside the box thinker and although sometimes off the wall replies (NEVER meant to be mean spirited). Should I call you a cougar just smile you hottie. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* Extremely non-judgmental and open minded. (I don't need a picture, no age bracket, race un-important, don't care about height, weight, hair color, cup size or whether it's shaved or not.) \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* Care to dance with: I'm just an old chunk of coal -John Anderson/Some girls do- Sawyer Brown / Fruitcake-original version Jimmy Buffet. If you know the songs bonus points. .....If not Google them.... will give you some insights. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* I'm not god's gift to women and the job of Ken doll is already taken. Will work extra hard to keep a smile on your face with stimulating MIND and body breathless moments. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* I do not need a monetary stimulus package. (Your warm body lying next to me is the only stimulus I need). Not made of money but I work (sometimes more than one job), have my own home, cars etc. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* Not really into one night stands.....My feelings are you can't get to know someone over a single meeting. So, if you are that judgmental probably not a good match. for the long haul ....whatever type relationship develops. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* Not a mind reader - Too old to play games. I'll stop and ask for directions to get to you. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* Although I enjoy seeing naked pictures of you, will not join your alternate proposed dating site to get your phone number because you feel if safer. Does anyone really fall for that? •Big tall man with a brain with occasional smoke coming from other parts of the body. If you don't want smoking around you, keep my hands and lips busy.....Actual don't smoke in my own home nor in my vehicles.....Try to be as consider as I can be about it..... •Outside the box thinker and although sometimes off the wall replies (NEVER meant to be mean spirited). Should I call you a cougar just smile you hottie. •Extremely non judgmental and open minded. (I don't need a picture, no age bracket, race un-important, don't care about height, weight, hair color, cup size or whether it's shaved or not.) •Care to dance with: I'm just an old chunk of coal –John Anderson/Some girls do- Sawyer Brown / Fruitcake-original version Jimmy Buffet. If you know the songs bonus points. ….. •I'm not god's gift to women and the job of Ken doll is already taken. Will work extra hard to keep a smile on your face with stimulating MIND and body breathless moments. •I do not need a monetary stimulus package. (Your warm body lying next to me is the only stimulus I need). Not made of money but I work (sometimes more than one job), have my own home, cars etc. •Not really into one night stands.....Actually prefer a contract for X amount of dates and expectations of activities. You can't get to know someone over a single meeting. If you are that judgmental probably not a good match. Contract extensions are liberally given out to anyone who is in for the long haul ….whatever type relationship develops. •Not a mind reader - Too old to play games. I’ll stop for directions to get to you. •Although I enjoy seeing naked pictures of you, will not join your alternate proposed dating site to get your phone number because you feel if safer. Does any one really fall for that?

My Ideal Person Things I look for:
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*Your female (not a man in women's clothes)
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*Personality, Personality, Personality (note- being compared to pit bulls and ice princess-are personalities but have curb appeal)
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*MUST LIKE BIG TALL MEN-Again I AM A BIG TALL MAN THAT SMOKES CIGS OCCASIONALLY- If you didn't get that in the first part it didn't change. The more you keep my lips busy the less I smoke. Your actions could help save my life.
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*Your are looking for more than a free meal. Prefer but NOT EXPECT.....someone that wants to ENJOY diner and breakfast within the same 12 hour period.
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*MUST BE TOLERANT OF OTHER PEOPLE and view points.
Should you be a card carring member of the tea-party, voted for the diaster from Alaska or a Bushnick - seperate checks until we can agree on something.
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* If your prone to psychotic episodes be on your medication. After the the last one-Non-negotiable.
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*25 to 75% crazy. Anything less is boring and any more than that, I couldn't keep up and I would be the boring party.
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Big B

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Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Some one from AFF to email me and say I want you and give me
your address I'll be there as soon as possible,

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, My desk at work, An elevator, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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