[B][COLOR red][SIZE 7]PLEASE READ ENTIRE PROFILE BEFORE THINKING OF CONTACTING ME[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] I'm the type who's generally considered the go-to girl when there's a problem. Hey there! I'm a post-feminist slut. Spare me the philosophy and fuck me silly, already! I'm the type who's generally considered the go-to girl when there's a problem. In my free time I like to speed down the highway with no destination in mind. On Sunday afternoons I like to continue the screwing we started on Saturday night. To me, traveling means being willing to get lost along the way. The philosophy I live by is don't judge, but always stay true to my personal set of values. Commitment-wise, a fun fuck buddy is all I'm in the market for right now. For me a perfect Friday night is a discreet encounter with a hot friend. Feel free to drop me a line if you know how to treat a girl right. I'm not changing my life, I'm just trying to make it more interesting. If you contact me bear in mind that I'm just looking for a fuck buddy, not a soulmate.

My Ideal Person PLEASE READ ENTIRE PROFILE BEFORE THINKING OF CONTACTING ME

just because i love sex and cannot get enough, that doesn't mean that i am going to fuck you if we talk. i'm not stupid about it, but once i feel comfortable and know you, we will fuck like no tomorrow...lol

ok now that that's outta the way..... i'm looking for smart, funny, atrractive people to get to know and if the sexual chemistry is there, mix it up like a mad scientist...LOL!

UPDATE 11/19/2006:
The following things will not receive a reply and you added to my block list:

1) No picture of pictures. I've put some up here of myself, and I'm an idiot on computers so if I can do it you can too...lol....oh and I understand and respect people's wishes to remain discreet, I am very discreet and that's why I have not put a pic up with my face on it. You aren't required to send a face pic to not be blocked. If you do, great. If you do and black out your eyes or whatever, great. So what I'm saying in more difficult words than I really needed, is, sending a flipping picture if you contact me.

2) One line emails...they tell me nothing except that you aren't seriously taking anytime to try to chat me up. Is that your approach in the bars during last call? Please put some thought into it, I'm not saying you need to write a novel either, those are a little scary for the first email..ok, I'm going to be like your 7th grade English teacher and give you an assignment: Please write at least one paragraph, stating what you are looking for, what you like to do (sexually and non-sexually), and tell me a little about yourself.

3) Do not give me your phone number on the first email. From now on, if you do, I'm going to put your dumb ass in my blog [blog southernnymphxxx] for everyone to see that you cannot follow directions and therefore probably not someone that can follow directions from a lady about what feels good for her to get her off.

4) Do not say you want to meet me tomorrow, this weekend, etc. if we have never talked before. I know I am a very esxual person and love to fuck, but seriously I need to know that you're not going to hack my cute little ass up into a million pieces, I like it spanked too much...lol Oh and if you do, see #3 above as to posting my blog.

Alright, I know I may sound like a bitch, but seriously, I hadn't been on this site in a few days, and I had 1 good message out of 40 new ones in my inbox. It was a waste of my time and yours. Thank yo uto everyone that listens to what I feel are simple requests. I really appreciate it.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A store dressing room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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