Living between Milton Keynes and Bedford, working from home hald the week, and around the country for the other two days, holding down two full-time jobs somehow. It keeps me busy and out of trouble - well, that's the theory - and pays the bills. While I'm definitely tall and dark, and built like the proverbial brick sh!thouse, I'm not so sure about the "handsome" bit. Other people have been known to think so, but the self-image thing sometimes takes some conquering. What makes up for it though, is ([I]according to a variety of ex-es[/I]) that I've got a good perality ([I]which can still also be a synonym for "fugly" - but [B]*shrug*[/B] I can live with that[/I]) and a deeply pervy nature that seems to appeal to most people. I'm also never going to be slim. My suits are for a 50" chest - but that's more because of the width of my shoulders, rather than being a lardy bugger. There is a bit of extra weight I could lose - and I'm working on it, dollop by dollop, with two stone gone in 2014 and an aim for the same in 2015 So that's me. I'm not just your run-of-the-mill man with "wanna fuck" messages and a cock-shot as the profile pic. Like Popeye said, "I am what I am" - also known as 'What you see is what you get'. If you like that (and the honesty that goes with it) then great, get in touch.

My Ideal Person Fairly open to ideas really - I'm not looking for relationships or anything, just some fun.

Best summed up as "I'd like someone in my life, but not always in my house"

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, The middle of a park, A dark back alley, A remote wilderness spot, My desk at work, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Fisting

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Nope, they really don't do anything for me.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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