I have tried to be up front but I am not sure why since very few people actually read this profile. I guess i was naive thinking that there were some that weren't so superficial. I know i should have known. Some aren't but they are so few that it hardly seems worth it.* I am a unique per on here I guess. I am not here to win a contest on how many people i can possibly sleep with. In this day and age that is just stupid and I have never been accused of being stupid. I am very up front, If you have a question i will be happy to answer it. Having said that I am not a bold per I speak my mind but never to hurt. I have a wicked sense of humor and I love to laugh. Looks are immaterial as I have found that in most cases the ego that goes along with them is compensating for something else. I am not looking for a relationship other than someone that is willing to be a friend and have some perks that go along with that friendship. If it happens than so be it but if I was looking for that I would go to Eharmony. I have a cynical streak and sarcasm is just another service i provide. I get me, you may not and that's fantastic. I am not looking for a one night stand. That is too emotional and I prefer a comfortable friend with benefits. I won't make any demands on you as jealousy is not in my repertoire. The pictures I post here are my idea of art in most cases. Raunch is not in my portfolio either. In saying that i feel the need to state some truths. I need to preface these by saying that i wouldn't say them if they weren't necessary and I am meaning no disrespect to those that aren't looking for the same thing I am. If I tell you now you don't waste your time or mine. 1. I am bi-curious, Yes I have been with a woman. No I don't know any that want to join us and no i won't find one for us. 2. I am not interested in anyone over lets say 50. I am sorry it is nothing peral but everyone I have seen reminds me of my Dad and well that is just Ewww. 3. Please don't send me a picture of your appendage. Honestly, it is not impressive to me. What you do with what you have is the way to my heart. I am fully aware that you have one so unless you walk around with it in your hand I won't recognize you. Having said that I also realize there are woman on here that are very interested in that. Just don't try to impress me with it. 4. "Nice boobs! Wanna Fuck?" is not a good opening line. It may work for some but I prefer a little more substance. 5. I don't put a picture of my face on here for a rea. So telling me I am beautiful is ludicrous and just makes me laugh. Sorry but it does. 6. If you are married and in a sexless relationship i am sorry for you I have been there and I can tell you it is no fun. However, I do not play with married men. and lastly, I am not Barbie, I have never been Barbie and probably will never be Barbie. So if that is what you are looking for I wish you luck. I have enough hang ups about my weight i don't need yours. I hope i haven't offended anyone but rather made my wants clear and made your decision for you. If the above sounds good to you please feel free to write.

My Ideal Person I am feeling the need to take some group or one on one pictures and videos. I have a million ideas swimming through my head but no one seems to be game. Is there anyone out there that would like someone to either take some erotic pictures of them or be in a video? Looking for someone that likes to laugh and doesn't have hang ups about having fun with a BBW. Someone who's ego won't be like a third wheel and isn't into playing games. If we don't click we don't click just say so. Why is that so hard? I thought that was a girl thing.
If you are a normal, regular guy who prefers to not play games. A little rough around the ages is fine with me. I have my own rough spots and it just makes you more interesting.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Blindfolds

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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