Single down to earth female looking for fun and friendship. I'm into intelligent conversation, laughter, and good hygiene. Turn offs are bad hair (i.e. bad bleach jobs, combovers -- be proud of that bald spot!, mullets, and 50 year old men with ponytails), bad breath, guys who think they are God's gift to women, self righteousness, guys who cheat on their wives, and the inability to laugh at oneself.

My Ideal Person Married guys - see that button up there on the left that says "back"? Press it because this is all the closer you will get to me. I'm not interested if you "talked to your wife and it sounds like a good idea." I'm not interested in couples unless you are listed here as a couple. Married women - feel free to chat me up, but I'm not your husband's birthday present, anniversary present, or otherwise. I'm into women more than men, so I'm not playing FFM just so your husband/boyfriend can pretend he's directing a porn movie.

Otherwise, if you're going to contact me, please have a good sense of humor, look halfway decent, be within 5 years of my age either way, and do NOT send me dick pictures. I get dozens of messages a day, so if I don't reply, it means I am not interested.

However, if your email interests me, even if I am not interested in you as a potential partner, I may still write just to say hi and thanks. If you were on my friend list before, please feel free to invite again. My original account here has been inadvertently deleted.