[B]Lloyd[/B] : But Ari, who's gonna answer the phones? [B]Ari Gold[/B] : Fuck the phones, Lloyd. Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty fuck, don't answer!!!! [B]Ari Gold[/B] : I want you to pass this message along to Dana. Tell her that I still have the pictures from Cancun, tell her that I’m gonna start a website. I will take a full page ad out in the L.A. Times advertising it. [B]Ari Gold[/B] : I didn’t go to the Lakers game because they were playing the fucking Bobcats… And I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate, how to answer a question without a question, basic Humanity 101, which I thought, given your wall of fucking diplomas, you could easily fix, or if you couldn’t, you could give her a pill that would either fix it or make her a mute. But now, to turn around and gang up on me? I have work to do.

My Ideal Person Carmen Electra or Mrs Ari

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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