Over the past month, I have felt pushed to change my profile to state something that I had always thought went without saying but over and over there has been confusion about what I am looking for so it seems that rather than tell you about work, fun or my recreational interests, I am going to have to use this space to explicitly state what should be obvious. I am here because I want to put my penis in your vagina. I am not here, as many of you seem to believe, because I want you to clean my house. I am a man, I don’t care if the house is clean. I am not here because I want you to help me move and I’m too lazy to do the heavy lifting. The only thing I want to see you lift is my penis to your lips to make it hard and ready to be put it in your vagina. Money. Ok look. I make a very fine living. I have my own money; I don’t need yours. What I do need is your vagina so I can put my penis in it. Penis Penis Penis - Vagina Vagina Vagina. Penis in Vagina. Am I finally getting through to you people? Now when I say I want to put my penis in your vagina this isn’t some metaphor referring to Bavarian Log Rolling nor do I want to take you to Calgary so we can go on the louge. I mean it literally. As a result of being on the internet and looking for vaginas I can put my penis in, I have become painfully aware that Penis has a different meaning in Kurdish and that Vagina has a different meaning in Swahili. First of all, I can assure that I am using these words in their role as part of English Language. Second of all I don’t do that sort of thing to a chicken and even if I did, I already have a brother so I wouldn’t need you. I just want to put my penis in your vagina; there is no need to complicate this, randomly change the language you are reading in twice in the middle of the same sentence or over think things. Now I know a lot of the more conspiracy minded among you will think this is some sort of trick and that I have to have some sort of ulterior motive. I promise you that I am not going to put my penis in your vagina and then use the opportunity to try to sell you a time share in Whistler, a Cable/Cell/TV bundle or a vacuum cleaner with the proper amount of suction. I am not going to get my penis inside you and then suddenly start giving you my testimony as a Morman and pressuring you to join the church. This isn’t one of those scams where, I cum in your pussy, demand the same amount of cum back and then when you can’t produce all of it, send you an inflated bill you for the difference. I am not going to do any of these things. I know a man who just wants to put his penis in your vagina sounds too good to be true and that a lot of women will avoid me for this very reason but the simple reality is that if you don’t take chances you will never get what you really deserve..... by which I mean my penis in your vagina. In closing all I can say is that you should give me a chance, put my penis in your vagina and see what happens. Say Hi if you want to know more.

My Ideal Person I fun open woman who is looking for something ongoing and hot.