I am a sarcastically witty, creative, eccentric, artistic gal. I have a wicked sense of humor and maybe an eight-ish point vocabulary. I am a true believer that bacon makes everything better. This is, arguably, the one truth in the world. You might Like/Not like me because...I have tattoos, piercings, funky hair (currently, it's teal/blue with the under side shaved, but I am a natural ginger), I am pro-choice, support gay marriage, support having control over my own body, am a feminist and supporter of #metoo as well as having myriad stories of my own experiences-all the basic “snowflake/libtard” stuff. If you support our “Commander of Cheese” (thank you, Kellyanne) please don't message me at all. I used to be able to at least get along with people, but I can't possibly consider anything but niceties with anyone that is or supports a willfully ignorant, misogynistic racist. Even though I am not specifically looking for anything above and beyond NSA, my mind has to be stimulated at least a little for anything else to follow suit. I never expect anything more than respect. I’m not anti-relationship, but I’m not deliberately seeking one out either. I’ve had relationships spring out of this site before. I’m up for any outcome, just be communicative and honest.

理想の相手： Someone who actually wants to (and can) go out and do things in public. Enjoyment of craft beer and/or cocktails is a plus. Race/ethnicity is unimportant to me-although I find myself attracted to different ethnicities than my own more often. I can't stand the “basic white bro” look. I like a larger frame on a man-be it tall or just SOLID. I am not a tiny girl-I am voluptuous and like being with someone that can toss me around a bit. At least 5'9” and taller. Not generally interested in skinny minnies. Ideal: 6'4” 275 lbs of brick shit house. So, like, Thor? Or maybe more so Heimdall? I've been happily with most types, so it’s ultimately not a huge deal.

Sense of humor is imperative. The ability to use the English language and punctuation is relatively important as well since we are currently communicating via text..

I am not interested in anyone under 35 and if you are over 55, you would need to look ten years younger for me to consider you. I prefer older men, but under 50 is my wheelhouse. This is based on experience and people I have met through this site. When I politely decline based on these feelings, I am not looking for a rebuttal referencing age not mattering. Age doesn’t really matter, but looks do factor in.

If you message me and do not have a face pic in your profile, please include one in which I can see your eyes. I will not consider anything beyond niceties without a face pic. Your cock is only secondarily important to me. I will gladly send a face pic back.

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