Name: Well...I'm named after the 2 best known English Kings.. So... Sir & M'Lord work well.. but Smart Azz does seem to fit... Maybe SmartAzzSir? I have a blog here, anyone can contact me there and I'll get right back to you... :-) Please.. if the town/city listed in your profile is not at least near where you really live, don't bother writing me, we will not be a match. Be at least a bit honest about the state and country your in. IF your not in the US or Canada, again, we're not a match, Thanks ;-) I'm a guy that's fit & love life & all it has to offer. Life's to short not to laugh all We can. I LOVE to talk & cook, Now that said, I'd like to meet someone that's not into endless online chat and email, but would like to meet sooner, rather then later.... I seek a fun kinky girl for friendship and more, tho exactly how we define that friendship is up to us. Maybe friends, friends with benefits or friends & lovers. I'm easy going & want something more then just a 1 night stand, but less then an all consuming relationship, Maybe more like an affair then a fling.. Marital Status: Does being married really give you status?.. Hobbies & Interests: I'm open to most things.. I'll try most things 2 or 3 times, tho I don't have to try it to know if I'll like it. I don't need to jump from the top of the Sears tower to know I'll not like the landing... Nothing painful tho.. after all it pleasure that we both seek.. Right??!! Favorites: Massages (giving even more then getting), Warm Oil, Black Leather, Absolutely LOVE playing with & running My fingers thru My lovers hair & scratching her head, Warm oil, spankings, specially OTK spankings, Blindfolds, Candlelit Dinners, with the candles being used for other fun after... Tantra, Karma Sutra, Chocolate, Ice cubes, Strawberry's, Leather Restraint, flea markets, Antiques, Gothic anything, specially Victorian Goth, Shopping, Victorian, Cooking, Music? I like anything I can understand the works to & if it does not have words, That's good too. Most anything outdoors & Soo much MORE.. Just ask. :-) Occupation: JOB?? That just stands for Just Over broke... Not to be confused with having a career.. Work?! No, that's a 4 letter word.. I pursue My professional endeavors... I have my own business and I'm just out of the Army National Guard MP, Yes Military Police. Do you like a man in uniform?? How about one with cuffs and a baton?? Also a Future Bed & Breakfast Owner.. a B&B with a twist! The 1st picture is from a Halloween Party The others vary from Spring to a couple years ago.. Many extra points if you know what movie the following line is from.... I venture forth to seek my prey and crush my foe in a royal way.. The ladies yield and the ships go down... or is it the other way around?? Ohhh I am the Pirate King.. Any guess?? LOL.. OK, so I love to laugh.. 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Silence is GOLDEN.. But Duct Tape is SILVER...** A happy sub, has a Happy Dom.. Safe, Sane and con-SENSUAL is the only way. Sensual Domination for a sweet pet... AND Lastly, Chivalry is not dead, as long as I still breathe..... It's a JEEP thing, So.. if you understand, please write, if not just ask.. :-)

My Ideal Person First off, thanks for all the flirts, I almost blush, BUT instead of all that, leave a note on my blog, any member, standard or paid can do that. It will show me you took a bit of time to read my profile and are not, as most flirts seem to be from, a bot. Thanks, I now return you to my profile... already in progress...

I seek a friend that knows there is alot more to life then just bedroom playing.. NOT that the bedroom playing isn't fulfilling or bad at all...
Outside tho, the possibilities just rise exponentially...
Age is not an issue, Someone old enough to know better and still to young to care ... Outdoors is GREAT for doing most of the indoor stuff if the weather is right.. Hiking, biking, walks on the beach, snow angels.. and lots more..
Over all tho.. it is not so much what your doing. BUT whom your doing it with that really matters in the long run....
Ok.. I'm looking for a young (at heart) lady, that has similar likes/dislikes, Loves to try new things as I do.. I want her to have a brain and use it, speak her mind, unless your gagged LOL and a friend, lover, and/or long term kinky partner. That wants to join Me in enjoying all life has to offer. Someone thats much more then a social and sexual accessory.
I know it goes without saying, BUT please be D&D free as am I.
My Ideal Person: Do you like the line from the Adams Family...
Morticia Adam's: Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Lots and lots

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Having you over my knee, spanking your cute butt with my
right hand while my left holds a vibro egg toy where it will
do the most good..... :-) Have to LOVE hot tubs, specially outdoor wooden ones...
Skinny dips in the middle of nowhere are always fun...

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Dana Delaney from Exit to Eden. :-)

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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