[COLOR red] [COLOR indigo]People say I'm a good per, but I say I'm best when I'm bad. The last to leave the party, even if I wasn't invited. I stay crunchy in milk, and 4 out of 5 dentist recommend me. The 5th one an I something was lost in translation. I put the vie in Cést la vie. Am the busiest lazy man about. I could go on, but I won't. OK I will. Ask me anything, but be prepared for the truth, I pull no punches. Will happily talk with anyone about anything, Can philosophize till the sun comes up, but think the art of illogical conversation is a sadly lost form of communicating and if you could possibly offend me, I tip my hat to you. Haven't been shocked in years. Last time was almost 2 decades ago when a friend of mine was telling me about a one night stand she had where the guy yelled out in desperation, Find the largest object in the room and shove it up my ass! HAhaha. Still laugh picturing her frantically scrambling around the room picking things up and replacing them because they weren't sufficient. haha! Been travelling the world for half my life getting into adventures with all sorts from all walks of life. I'll write a book eventually, but not while my mama lives. So hopefully not for a good long while. If I remember half of it by then.Have learned many things in my travels, but at 39 years old I have so many unanswered questions!!!! I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use damn Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop. Do they purposefully make Fruit Stripe gum the tastiest yet shortest lasting flavored gum just to be jerk......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails. Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors!... I still don't understand why there is Braille on drive up ATM's or why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going... why do The Alphabet g and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous gs... and just what is Victoria's secret? I bet it's a juicy one. These are the things that keep me up at nights. That and a good time. Maybe you can come in there and we can ponder these mysteries of life together. While naked and sweaty, of course.. Please do know what you want if you want to meet me.I may not know all of the above, but I do know I'm getting too old to waste my time with nonsense and people who want to play games(in a bad way) and aren't here for what I think all of us on this wonderful racy adult dating site should be on here for, to meet cool , interesting, sexy people and if things click well, you know the rest. Of course some come for curiosity, some come to voyeur(which is perfectly fine and normal), but I'm interested in the ones who come to CUM. That being said, all but one experience I have had from this site has been, great. Some uber-great. And the other was just OKish/ I have made friends that I have had for years, and would love to meet more[/COLOR]. Maybe[/COLOR] [COLOR limegreen]YOU![/COLOR] [COLOR[COLOR blue] darkblue][COLOR darkblue]Buenas, ahorita no soy en Latin America, lastima. Pero con suert, pronto regreso. Hablo ) Espanol(mas o menos, mejor si estoy barracho) y siempre tengo muy bueo tiempo cuando encuentro gente de alla. Creo que el proximo pais para mi vivir es algun lado en America de Sur. Todavía no se donde. posiblemente Colombia, que chido pais. O Paraguay...la gente alla, maravilloso! Tan agradable ...sugerencias[/COLOR]?[/COLOR][/COLOR] .[/COLOR]

My Ideal Person I like women(or couples) who know who they are and what they like. Time wasters, please pass on
and if things click

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Tom Waits, olde blues, punk, classic rick

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
An airplane

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
not really, but Angelia Jolie sure has some
sexy lips and I think I have a crush on Zooey Deschanel, there's
something about that girl.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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