I'm a single laid back nice guy (Actually Single) who likes to have a lot of fun and I live sometimes like its no tomorrow. You only live once right? Well unless your Jason Vorhees or Mike Meyers, as they came back to life a few times as demonstrated in all their sequels (don't worry I got nothing in common with those guys.......(if you're old enough to even know who they are), except Jason I guess...... because I did also play hockey).... I'm totally fine with having just a PG-13 night with you or if you're the wild type, I have been known to get a lot more adventurous and we can have a lot of fun making all kinds of bad decisions together . . . . We just can't go to Chicago anymore. . . . No Chicago. . . . . , long story and don't ask , anyways changing the subject. . . . . One of us has to have a plan for the bail money, tow charge, indecent exposure charge, and any other fines or lawsuits that may consequently come up......"How's your Liquid Cash Position?" Got a Passport?". We will also need to make time to stop back at the zoo and return both the penguins and that very rude butt biting llama, (we may keep one of the peacocks though as we may need to use it as a distraction/diversion for our escape)? And we will need to know a good lawyer and have an ambulance on standby if we don't make the over-extended car jump after the intense unnecessary GTA game-like car chase (just for a parking ticket), or at minimum have a nicely thought out escape route or exit strategy? You may also know of an escape route within your neighborhood, so please bring me a map or directions in case we get split up? Plus would it be weird if i could ask us to be wearing matching T-Shirts and Baseball-Caps while we plan this caper? I just like wearing disguises and I like to know who everybody is - who all is involved and who is on my team.....ect....? What size are you? Also FYI I have to be home in the morning to feed my cat. . . . . . . . . . . . Dang, I bet this can be used as evidence. . . . . . we need to burn this plan........., see we need to have a better plan, I'll just go ahead and order us the T-shirts and Ball-Caps right now, is Navy Blue an OK color for you? Its my favorite color). . . . . . So now that the date went really really well, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE!!!!! PLEASE I BEG YOU, WHY WON'T YOU MESSAGE ME????? Ahhhhh......!!!!!! .............LOL.......(too desperate sounding? Dial it back a couple or few notches you think?) Just drop me an email and say hello, I bet I can make you laugh or at least get a smile out of you :)

My Ideal Person Wild, Fun, Adventurous, Caring, Kinky, and Mentally Stable (you only have to be Mostly Mentally Stable and you can be approved with doctor's note/certification, "no one is perfect"......).

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A swimming pool or hot tub, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Candle Wax, Threesomes, Handcuffs/Shackles, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Charleze Theron

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