I am a woman with all my curves in the right places! I am here looking for someone to play with and when i find her i will let her know what time play time is! Lmao i sound like b0t from good old big red Y sort of sounds like y00h00. K im pretty simple. I work my butt off all week long but i still find time to party. The only time i am serious is when im at work. Once i am off the clock the serious game face comes off and i change into my big red floppy shoes and of course wouldnt be complete with out the red clown nose. just picture this 5'9 chick who looks like popeyes main squeeze sporting her clown gear out on the dance floor. Believe it or not the men dig it. The women too (blushes) they pinch my red nose and other things too.

My Ideal Person eanie meanie miney mo catch the men by the hose if they hollar let them go! eanie meanie minie mo YOU ARE NOT IT! eanie meanie minie mo catch the women take off their clothes if they hollar then way to go eanie meanie minie mo! Men you are still not it!

I have no problems finding male companions. sorry fellas but if you have a girlfriend or wife you want to share that could be something to talk about. I have no
problems with you watching as i ravage on your bonito esposa, mi amigo .about the only words i remember from spanish class lol. If i am comfy enough with your hubby or boyfriend then he might very well get to join in . no clowning around with cheating wives though gotta get a permission slip from the hubby both written and verbal agreement from him same goes for women couples i wont get caught up in a canadian desperate housewives scenerio. i aint got no cooties or bugs or fleas no crotch rot here either and i expect it to be that way with you as well. did your mouth just drop or are you rolling your pretty eyes at me?
not going to say what kind of relationship im expecting just meet and see where it goes.
i love women all shapes and sizes. if you can love, pamper, spoil, educate, think, for yourself then i know you can feel and do all that for others too. oh shucks who flicked the serious switch on?
i think i about covered it all. im for women who are bi . dont want u men so dont even try. you will see im far from shy. i can be as loud as my pink hair dye. i hope my silliness catches your eye . if i mail you please do reply lets end this corny poem with good bye
wait wait wait i know your screaming more more more dont stop bravo bravo!
if you prefer nothing but the same sex too. you will see me smile and hear all the men scream boo! no really believe me this is true. im not feeding you a bunch of goo. im just happy i dont have balls that turn blue. when i need sex and way over due. your shaking your head thinking oh that silly old shrew better give up poetry someones liable to sue.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
boy george, weird al

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
have a pussy pop taste test

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Cross Dressing, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
i dream of jeanie she can blink us up some cool sex toys not
too mention she had a bangin body back in her day

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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