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Introduction
UPDATE for now!! I have a fantastic boyfriend that I am crazy about. I am not looking to meet anyone. I am also not looking for cyber friends or people to cyber sex with. Please do not email me looking/asking me for that. Thanks!
Im a busy girl.... Don't have time for nonsense.
WHIle I have very little expectations when meeting someone on here but by no means does that mean just anyone will do... I do love my metal heads.. A LOT... In fact i prefer metal heads. You don't have to have the hair or the whole look .. but a metal head at heart. Rock.. it brings people together awwww
I do have tattoos. I have 13( I have added a few pics of them here) and counting. I am not trashy just becausse I have tats (though I don't know if I would classify as classy either.. maybe Klassy.. yeah Klassy). Each and everyone of them is special to me .I am a bigger girl.. I only mention that because I want to make sure anyone that has an interest in me is well aware. Why lie? Im still adorable, awesome, amazing, fantastic, sexy, charming... as hell :) But I do respect that everyone has their likes and dislikes.
I am sarcastic as ever. I have a comment to say for just about anything. Seems as though I have a mouth and it has been known to get me into trouble from time to time. You may be thinking.. well thats good.. or you could be thinking.. why not just keep your mouth under control? I have an answer... I have no control over what comes out of the hole in my head (don't get excited because I said HOLE.. pervs) I have no edit button and no filter; I am usually as surprised as everyone else by what I say. its like a game. I have a sick and twisted sense of humor. The things that roll around in my head *sigh*
I love to laugh. Make me laugh and you have won battle.
Don't bother with romantic notions with me.. My idea of romance is hitting up a concert or watching a horror movie. Captain Spaulding is my idol. Bonus points if you know who I am talking about.
I think thats the gist of it. oh yeah and Pantera is the best band ever.lol
My Ideal Person Did you not read above?
I know what this site is for.. however, that doesn't mean you know what I like or know what I want. So try actually talking to me.. yes I understand that it is somewhat of a foreign concept on here but starting off with * I wanna lick your t*ts* just does not do it for me. ALSO talking to me like I am nothing more than a wet hole will get me to be annoyed faster than anything.
I am not really in the market for a one-nighter. I like familiarity. I like exploring and having fun and usually that does not work with a one-timer. I am not looking for a relationship (see the very beginning where i said I am newly single) but a FWB would be nice.
PLEASE have some of the same qualities as me. And if you are a douche be a humous douche.. not a bad douche lol
Alright. I think that is about it. Want to know anything else please send me an email. I do not usually respond to flirts, pokes, hotlists blah blah blah.
My Ideal Person Did you not read above?
I know what this site is for.. however, that doesn't mean you know what I like or know what I want. So try actually talking to me.. yes I understand that it is somewhat of a foreign concept on here but starting off with * I wanna lick your t*ts* just does not do it for me. ALSO talking to me like I am nothing more than a wet hole will get me to be annoyed faster than anything.
I am not really in the market for a one-nighter. I like familiarity. I like exploring and having fun and usually that does not work with a one-timer. I am not looking for a relationship (see the very beginning where i said I am newly single) but a FWB would be nice.
PLEASE have some of the same qualities as me. And if you are a douche be a humous douche.. not a bad douche lol
Alright. I think that is about it. Want to know anything else please send me an email. I do not usually respond to flirts, pokes, hotlists blah blah blah.
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Straight
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