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KivisLT 34/M
Eisenstadt, Burgenland
, Austria
Introduction
[Eminem:]
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
Thank a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in her tip cup
extraterrestrial killing pedestrians
lesbians while they screaming at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doing drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
Information
Sexual Orientation:
Prefer not to say
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Looking For: Women |
Birthdate: | January 1, 1990 |
Marital Status: | Single |
Height: | 185-187 cm |
Body Type: | Prefer not to say |
Smoking: | I'm a light/social smoker |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker |
Drugs: | I don't use drugs |
Education: | Some college |
Race: | Prefer not to say |
Speaks: | English |