I'm a sexy, hot, smoking and always ready and willing gymnast that has pillow fights with her lesbian girlfriends in nothing but panties and bra...*breaks up in to hysterial laughter then clears her throat* Alright, now that we've got that B.S. out of the way, to be honest.. I'm sitting here in my flannel pj's with my fuzzy slippers on and chugging down a coke zero. And I bet you're sitting around in your boxers on a metal folding chair looking at nudie pics, am I right?? haha! If you've put up with me this far then here we go... hang on to your shorts, boys... this is dullsville to the next level. I'm a 30-something-ish, married woman who is looking for that little spark again. My husband is fully aware of what I do and supports my endeavors as he has his own. It's been a long time since I've felt like I could give someone something special which makes me feel good in the process. I'm a full-figured woman so if you're looking for perfection and a gal who can put her ankles behind her ears, then pass me by. Sorry... not interested in hearing about how I should change. I'm pretty happy the way that I am.

My Ideal Person I'm looking for someone who's willing to get to know me electronically first then meet for maybe coffee or a drink and see if that spark is there. If it is, then we go from there. I do ask for respect where my relationship is concerned and for you to remember that for now I'm married. Now that I re-read this I really am looking for NSA as in No Strings Attached or Nuts Stay Away, your choice. haha! I do like a guy who can take control in the bedroom and bring me to my knees.

I really want to laugh again and flirt and get that butterly feeling in the pit of my stomach that makes me want to put on lipstick and high heels, maybe stockings if I can still find them. Maybe I'm asking too much?