You know, to be honest, I've looked at somewhere in the realm of 50 or 60 profiles, trying to get an idea of what would be the best route to take to drive up the interest in my own profile. I have come to the (not entirely scientific) conclusion that there is no way to know what will get somebody's attention. Knowing this, I have decided to try my own brand of honesty - again. [B]What I am looking to get out of my AFF profile: [/B] - friends of the opposite sex - they offer more insight than friends of the same sex - sex, let's all be honest - it's a better bet than CList - laughs - there are literally hundreds of things to laugh at, about and with, on this site - relaxation - unlike other social networks, there isn't a lot less pressure on this site [B]What I'm not looking for here: [/B] - A Long-Term Relationship - if I wanted a wife, I'd work it out elsewhere; besides which, I tried marriage once - it didn't take. - Dozens of One-Night Stands - this is easier at a bar - Moral Judgement - if you've got strong morals, I think, perhaps, you have misunderstood the gist of this site [B] About Me:[/B] Here's the part that is amazing, it's all about me. I'm tall, smart and funny. Most of my friends (of whom most are women) tell me I'm handsome; I don't know how true it is - you be the judge. I read, a lot. I write as a hobby, and it is also what my degree is in. I'm a retailer, by trade and training. I am almost completely fearless - not because I'm a tough guy, but because I used up most of my fear as a . I can come off as absentminded - this is because I just don't always care. Remembering my sisters boyfriends name does not trump remembering the final diagnosis on an episode of House - it just doesn't matter to me. Same goes for remembering things - it may not matter to you where you found a particular book in a library, but I can drag you to any book - knowing the title - in a library I've ever pulled off the shelf; this includes all libraries I've been lucky enough to walk in to. Back to the funny thing: I think I'm funny. I hate comedy. I do not think these two things are mutually exclusive. If you do, then you do not understand. I can be a complete ass. It's almost never intentional, it goes back to the apathy thing. I don't care, it's not a moral issue for me; I've got more important things to worry about. I can also take criticism extremely well. When I screw up, I genuinely apologize, but if no one tells me, I just keep doing the same thing over again. I will not apologize for my actions, 90% of the time. If I do apologize, I mean it. Friends are the most important thing to me. Most of my friends are women, and most of them are incredibly beautiful. If you are the jealous type, do not expect to usurp their place in my heart, or mind. If you are looking for someone to take care of you, keep moving. I've enough trouble taking care of myself. If you hate cats, keep moving. I have a cat. She's orange. You're probably not (and if you are, keep moving). I like almost all sexual activities. I say almost, as I am certain there are things I haven't tried yet - that doesn't mean I wouldn't like them. I probably will. It's sex. I like sex. Ergo, if it involves sex, I'll probably like it. See the theme, there? I like women. All shapes, all sizes. They're amazing creatures, and I am entranced by their seemingly absurd nature. I hate liars. Don't lie to me, and I'll do you the same honor. I don't lie. I don't have the memory for that - the truth is infinitely easier to remember. I don't play games. Although, I've never really gotten a good explanation as to what that means. And I don't think anyone else has either. Basically, I'm a lot like a regular per. Except, you know, better.

My Ideal Person Confidence, without vanity, is one of the most attractive things I can think of.

I'm not going to go into superficial details. Not because they don't matter, or because I'm 'above' them - but more so because all the superficial details blend together to create a complete person. I'm interested in meeting complete people.

If that makes sense to you, maybe we should talk.


I've added Standard Contacts, so take a chance. I'm interesting to talk to, if nothing else.

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What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Neil Diamond, Meatloaf, Jimmy Buffett, Jason Mraz, Jewel,
Jim Croce, Johnny Cash

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Participating in Erotic Photography, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Fisting, Massage, Electric Sex, Insertion Play

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I prefer to fantasize about women I've seen in reality.
But, if pressed, I would say: Minnie Driver. Mostly because
she has that quiet beauty you could find with anyone who
trusts that they are beautiful - without being arrogant
about it.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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