[B]****PLEASE NOTE**** Do not email me here![/B] This is only a backup profile for Freedom4FunNow. If you'd like to get in touch with me please contact me on that profile as I rarely check this one. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\***** Just a heads up: Please don't send me flirts or network invites. I don't bother to look at them. If you want to get my attention, EMAIL me. Or find me in the Philly/Tri-State chat room. If you are standard and not able to email, you can leave me a private message in my blog. [blog Freedom4FunNow Blog: The Alien Logs - Observations From Another Planet] If you are not one to read profiles and are only looking at pics to find a shiny new object, chances are we won't be a match. If you are going to complain that 10 minutes to read a profile is too long, how much time will you dedicate to getting to know me otherwise? But to make life simple for you, and in the interests of a pleasant daily inbox experience for me, please feel free to skip to the bottom of the profile for a short summary. I would be open to a relationship with the right guy. But the truth is, I've never done “serial relationships.” I've only ever had two. I’m more the friend with benefits type. Unless you are someone I consider to have potential to be my soul mate then I will probably only want to spend limited, occasional time with you. I am aware that what I look for in a soul mate is way too specific to have a reasonable expectation of finding, so 99.9999% of the male population is going to fall into the potential friends with benefits category. Statistically speaking...that means YOU, so please don't expect more than casual fun. It seems crazy to have to spell that out on a sex site, but it amazes me how many guys are here desperately seeking Ms Right. When it comes to “friend with benefits,” more emphasis will likely be on the benefits. Chances are, I will want you to leave after sex, not stay to cuddle. Having said that, you need to be someone I can have fun with and enjoy the company of, even for those short periods. Sex is more than just in and out and should be a fun experience. I have no wish to be a convenient hole for you to park your anatomy in when a better parking space isn't available. I have to like you and you have to like me. I won’t call you unless I want to be with YOU and likewise, I expect if you call and come to see me that you want to be with ME, not just with “someone.” Even when it comes to casual sex, I'm extremely picky. Looks are not a priority for me but intelligence is non-negotiable. I'm one of those rare breeds that if you don't stimulate me intellectually, you won't get the opportunity to stimulate me in any other way. This means that if you are thinking of sending me an email that says nothing but "Hi how r u?" you will undoubtedly receive a response saying we are not a match. I find intelligent and funny men extremely sexy. Telling me that you have a great sense of humor doesn't make you funny. Neither do knock knock or fart jokes. Keen wit, a great sense of timing and delivery, an appreciation for wordplay and an ability to turn banter and the everyday mundane into fun and engaging conversation will make my panties fall off every time. I’d like to find someone to explore fun and exciting opportunities with. I am attracted to sexually assertive/aggressive men. If you're going to stand back and wait for me to present myself on a platter, don't bother. Guys who know how to go after and get what they want are a turn on. And no, I'm not a sub myself either. I'm confident and assertive. What I am looking for, are guys who can meet that, match it and beat me at my own game. Someone capable of testing my limits and pushing me out of my comfort zone. I have some unusual fantasies some of which I have tried and would love to try again, some I have yet to experience and I'm looking forward to and some which will most likely have to remain in the realms of fantasy unfortunately. I am looking for someone compatible, with few limits and a strong sense of adventure to explore these and also his own fantasies. Please be open minded and able to respect a woman who enjoys pushing limits, even if they may not agree with yours. Recognize that while sex may be all that is offered, it is NOT all that makes up who I am. I have no interest in sleeping with or meeting every guy that shows an interest, so please don't take it personally or become offensive if I say no. I do try to answer all emails but may not always manage to do so. I’m not arrogant or stuck on myself. I am full of flaws and imperfections like the rest of us. I just know what makes me tick and I’m comfortable enough on my own that I don’t feel the need to sacrifice what I am looking for. If I say you are probably a nice guy but I am not interested, I know you're going to want to focus on the "she thinks I'm a nice guy" part. Don't. I'm not going to have sex with everyone I think is nice and I'm not here to rack up a long list of pen pals or coffee mates. My pics are all recent except for ONE full length pic, which is three years old. I use it because it is the only pic where I am smiling. Please note that that like my profile states I have extra padding. I need to lose about 40 or 50 pounds total, so if this might be a problem for you, please don't waste my time. Ok now for the [B]NO TRESPASSING[/B] signs.... Huge turn offs for me are crude crass guys. I have ZERO interest in seeing your cock shot guys. DON'T offer. You WILL be rejected. I know you are proud of the lil fella. But really, there's very little difference from one to the next. I am fairly familiar with the basics. No. Yours isn't special. If it's in your profile that's fine. Face shots are better, but I'm not about to tell you what to put in your own profile. I just have no wish to be subjected to it in emails over my morning coffee. Also, please.... NO cheating married men. I do not want to be sneaking around and I take your marriage vows seriously even if you don't. Please note: If I'm interested in your intellect then it stands to reason that I am not going to do a drive by fuck at midnight because you are feeling horny and want me to come over immediately before you have even asked my name. Please don't ask me for instant hookups, or for my phone number (or give me yours) in a chat room or first email. Likewise, geographical proximity does not grant you a VIP pass to my vagina. I'm well aware that my profile might be considered somewhat hostile at worst and assertive at best. I have noticed this seems to attract a certain personality type. Let me make this clear...I don't need a sub/cuck/maid/servant/slave/pet. I have no interest in making you miserable to get you off. I want a man's man who can handle me and my assertiveness and match it with his own. If you intimidate easily, move on. If you get off on being intimidated, move on faster. And one final note. Please guys...refrain from a torrid cyber session in your first email. I'm well aware of how sex works. There is no need for you to submit a graphic detailed manual. If you cannot pass a pop quiz on my profile, please don't email me. If you choose to ignore everything I have requested, please don't whine like a little girl when I send some email variant of "fuck off." So let me make the study guide easy for you. [B]NO CHEATERS (Married or attached) NO INSTANT HOOKUPS NO COCK SHOTS IN YOUR EMAILS I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR PHONE NUMBER IF WE HAVEN'T CHATTED AS YET NO SUBS/CUCKS/MAIDS/SERVANTS/SLAVES/PETS INTELLIGENT (Or at least fake it with spell check) [/B] If you’re still here after all of that, I’d love to hear from you.