Are you guys Dense or something... Above it says WOMEN !!!.. No males up there at all.. And there's a big friggin RED X under Gender bellow in case you Cant Read... NO MALES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok this is her Room Mate talking to you, I am the creative one, and can give you a better description of her... plus she is blond as you can see from her photo... and all you would get is... Blah... Blah ...Blah... Oh and I like Shoe's.... No but really... I'm not kidding, a key board to her is where we hang the car keys when we get home, you know the little board with the hooks on it ... But she is sweet though, and I will be the first to say "Very Beautiful"... 34/24/36. 115 lbs... Golden Brown Skin... Greenish Blue eyes... A Great smile... And... though I may tease her about her nose... its usually something I do if I have to leave the house, she will spend the next few hours at the mirror looking at her profile, and the size of her nose. and that way I no where she is and don’t have to worry... We... meaning her room mate (I am male)... have a fantasy we want to fulfill... for me to watch her with another women .... Ouch.... sorry she just hit me... I forgot she learned how to read this year...lol... ok... so that’s not her fantasy.... She is not as dumb as I portray her... Actually she is quite smart for a Blond... She got out of the car after I accidentally locked her in one day all by her self... Ok enough joking around... she is very sexy... OMG!! do I mean SEXY... fun to be around... and wants to find a women to have some exciting times with, and form a lasting friendship, both in and out of the bedroom, not really looking for a relationship though.. but she will "go with the flow"... and for once those were her own words... yes she is a women of few words... lol... But actions do speak louder then words... ok hold on I have to explain what that means to her... ok.... we want a Woman, who is looking for some Action Baby... And !!!! If by chance you can convince her to let me watch the flow too....lol... OUCH...she just hit me again... Oh and sorry for all the blond jokes I couldn't’t help myself. Ok here’s an update….. Awwwww… it was so cute, I was trying to teach her to use a mouse, and try as she will she just couldn't’t get the arrow to move… so I pointed out she had her hand on her cell phone… not the mouse... But the cutest thing was when she found her own profile, and emailed herself 3 times… exclaiming the whole time I have found my perfect match… she really is cute… Hold on I need to give her a banana… oh and chocolate milk…

My Ideal Person Tits with a Tongue.....

funny thing is you have to tell her what she wants... Yeah… Duu…. I did say blond… hell I had to help her fill out her whole profile, and it was really funny when she asks me… in the area that asks, What are you views on anal sex… do I put… I'm not very experienced - yet, or... I haven't tried it, but I'm interested…. So I said well we need to practice that one….lol…

And then we had an enlightening discussion on whether or not that was a smartly stated question in the first place… hard to not get suckered into a conversation about philosophy or grammar with a blond…. They are always so entertaining….

really she is not a dumb blond... we just sat down and started laughing and had some fun writting her profile... she is very smart and understanding for a yound women of her age... and she is a great friend...

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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