ATTENTION KNUCKLEHEAD SINGLE MEN! DO NOT contact us!!! (Seems most of you are too stupid to understand that sentence.) If we decide we want a guy, we'll find you. Y'all are a dime a dozen and we're perfectly capable of finding a single guy if we want one. DO NOT e-mail us or invite us to your network! Doing so is an invitation for us to block you! Now go away and leave us alone!! Regarding network invitations: We'd prefer that you e-mail us and make an attempt to get to know us before sending an invitation to join your network. We're starting to think that people only want to see our pictures and don't care about getting to know us. She says: He's smart and sarcastic, and has great shoulders and beautiful golden/hazel/brown eyes. He says: She's fun, energetic and silly, has stunning blue eyes and the cutest dimples (and big boobs!). We're looking for the right female (or couple) in the Austin area to make friends with, then to see where the fantasy and the possibility take us. We're looking for someone who's willing to lead the way if the vibes are right. We are both over the bar scene. As a couple we like traveling, BBQ'ing in the backyard, seeing live music and just hanging out with a good movie. Our mutual fantasies have prompted us to take this step. Please be like-minded, committed, healthy, discreet and fun with a collective great sense of humor.

My Ideal Person We're looking for a bisexual/bi-curious woman and maybe a couple with a bisexual or bi-curious woman. This person(s) must be willing to teach a bi-curious woman. Of course, he wants to participate also. So the woman (or couple) we choose should be open to all possibilities. At this time, we are not interested in playing alone.

This would be our first time doing something of this nature so you will have to be patient. You must be willing to take it at our pace.

We will also insist on getting to know you first. If we get around to play time, it will only come after everyone is comfortable. And when it comes to that point, it would be nice if the woman (or couple) isn't afraid to take charge and show us the ropes. And if you don't happen to be experienced, then we'll just figure it out together!

As usual...."applicants" must be DDF, clean, and discreet.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Her: I want to sit in the corner and watch my man with another woman. I'll join when I'm ready. Can't wait to receive oral from her while he fucks her from behind!

Him: I want to see her with another woman. It drives me wild just thinking of her kissing another woman in front of me. I'd also like them to perform oral sex on me at the same time.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Her: Christian Bale

Him: Charisma Carpenter

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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