Before you begin... If you're too lazy to read the entire profile, then don't waste your time or mine by sending me an email telling me it's too long. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. If you can't be bothered to read it, then I can't be bothered to deal with you. I normally respond to every email, up to my daily limit, but stupid emails will just be deleted. So don't whine that I don't respond to you if you didn't read the entire profile. [B]Please note: I'm not interested in men who are "coming to Vegas and wanna hook up". [/B] I am only interested in men who are local AND free to be involved in a relationship. Now... on to the business at hand: [B]Who am I?[/B] Your best friend. The per who'll go with you to the movie/concert/ Chihuahua-jello-wrestling-championship no one else wants to see. The one who'll tell you you're an idiot for quitting your job without another to go to, and then help you create a wonderful resume that gets you a fabulous new job. Someone who'll listen when you need to talk, and talk when you need to listen. Someone who doesn't get upset because you're not perfect, but instead tries to find the charm in your flaws. The one per you can count on to answer the phone at 3am when you wake up feeling like life sucks. [B]Who are you?[/B] My best friend. Someone who understands that I have obligations that make my free time both scarce and precious. Someone who won't be offended if I can't accept a spur-of-the-moment invitation, but who understands the importance of the time we DO spend together. I have to work to make time for you, and you will do the same to make time for me. My life is chaotic, at best, and you'll have to be someone who can cope with that. You are someone who is interested in life, the universe, and everything. You won't turn up your nose at a hockey or rugby game, won't cringe at the idea of a museum or art gallery, won't cry when we stop to see the 435th World's Largest Something-or-Other on a road trip, and who doesn't think books are just for school s. You are the one who'll encourage me to be the best I can be and not feel threatened by it. The one who'll help me try new things, dust off the seat of my pants when I fall, and not laugh more than I do at the result. You are someone who understands that although I'm a reaably well-balanced per, my moods can swing from sad to silly, and that certain things in my life are more important than others. You are the one who'll say "Sure, let's drive a fast car at insane speeds up the Great Basin Highway", as well as "Of course I'll be at the most important Scout meeting of the year because your boys are getting major awards". You are someone who wants more out of a relationship than just sex -- Someone who wants an actual relationship. If sex is included, great. If not, you're happy with a great friend. You are a man of integrity - in thought, in word, and in deed. When I was a young woman, my father gave me a piece of advice I'll always treasure: "If a man's word is no good, the man is no good." I didn't understand it at the time, but over the years, I've seen the truth in his words play out time-after-time. You understand the importance of family, and that families are a package deal. Oh, and you are someone who'll kill spiders for me, too. A great sense of humor is an absolute must. I like to laugh and to be around people who like to laugh. If you know livestock jokes, so much the better. And one more thing: I have ren (21 and 18 ). Two ren, to be exact. Boys, to be even more exact. And Boy Scouts to boot. One is a Life Scout and now an Assistant Scoutmaster; the other is an Eagle Scout and in the US Navy (where he is training as a Corpsman, followed by Marine Corps training so he can be attached himself to a Marine Corps unit and fulfill his dream of being a combat medic.). Even though they are more-or-less grown, they are a huge part of my life. [I]I expect a man in my life to be part of THEIR lives, too.[/I] We are a package deal. If you're man enough to take on the s, too, then you have a chance of being someone I'd like to have around in the future. If you don't want s, or are ready to be "free" because yours are grown, then keep on going and bless you. Deal with it or move along. P.S. If you're going to send me an email telling me I don't belong on a site like this, please don't bother. You're wasting your time and mine. You don't know squat about me, so you have no idea where I belong or don't belong. If I'm not YOUR cup of tea, fine. You wouldn't be mine, either. But I know for a fact that there are at least as many decent men on this site as there are sleazy players, and I know how to find the decent ones. Oh... one more thing. If you choose to use/send photos of your genitals, then I must assume you feel that's your very best feature. I suppose, since you're a man, that's to be expected - you want everyone to admire your favorite toy, whether it has wheels and a motor or a single eye. But if that's all you have to be proud of, then please, please pass me by. [I]I don't want to see a photo of your private parts. [/I] Frankly, I don't care how proud you are of it. If and when I want any information on that particular piece of equipment, I'll ask to see it live-and-in-per. Until then, a little mystery is a GOOD thing.

My Ideal Person When it comes to more intimate matters, I want a man who can be aggressive without being pushy or obnoxious. An equal partner/playmate in the living room, and in-charge in the bedroom. Someone I can trust completely, who understands that my life is weighed down by responsibility, so sometimes I NEED someone else to take charge. And I demand a man who believes that when things have reached this point, the relationship becomes exclusive. Infidelity is an unforgivable sin, as far as I'm concerned.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Light Bondage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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