I'm just here because of all the butts. I'm a sniffer by nature. I'll sniff anyone, anywhere, anytime. Doesn't matter who or what... girls.. guys.. dogs... don't really care for cat butts, but then, who DOES? I'm a lovely wee lad, if I do say so myself. Been told these big brown eyes are hard to resist. My hair's a bit on the odd side -- mostly white but with spots of black. Sounds odd, but it works for me. Been told I'm a rather handsome lad, overall. And I've a tongue that won't quit. When I get in the mood, I'll lick anything -- nothing's safe. I love to play. I'll play anytime, anywhere, for hours and hours. When I focus on something, it becomes my sole interest... at least until dinner time. Born and raised in New Zealand. Been in the US since 2008, and I seem to have adjusted quite nicely. Still get confused over which seat to use in the car, though. These left-hand drive vehicles are quite a change from what I was accustomed to back in NZ. Oi... and just so you know, it seems I can't always read emails. I certainly can't initiate any, but I think I can respond to one sent to me. Apparently, not being a paying member limits my access to certain things.

My Ideal Person Someone who likes to be licked and sniffed, not necessarily in that order.