Sometimes I get bored... Looking for some fun FWB hi-jinks with a game lass. I'm not the thinnest chap in the world, but neither am I a lard bucket, you can definitely see at least four of my six-pack. Anyway, a few months of this and I'll probably start looking sleeker, it's cheaper than going to the gym, anyway. I am clean and always play safe, so don't bother if you like it bareback. I'm definitely not interested in people flying under their partner's radar. Apart from the moral thing, if we're going to do this I'd rather not be jumping naked out of a window with an irate cuckhold taking shots at my bare arse with an air rifle. Well, that's a lot of negative predicates, so here are some positive ones - I am comforting, yet exciting and, although I'm not looking for the one here, it definitely won't be impersonal. So, from now on, the sky and our joints are the limit...

My Ideal Person Just remember - we're here to have fun...

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Cardiacs, Pixies, Bowie, Led Zeppelin, Beatles, DevinTownsend,
Wildhearts, Blur, Jimi Hendrix

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Threesomes, Interesting foreplay and apres-ski.

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Seriously, *liking* the person you're with is alsoimportant.

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Seriously? I'm a man; when I was a teenager, I'm
sure I fantasised about every female celebrity going.
Lauren Laverne seems like a laugh, though.

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