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Cards 2/5/2015 How is sex like a game of bridge? You either need a good partner or a good hand. 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
Couple more I heard 2/5/2015 How do you know if you have a high sperm count ? She has to chew before she swallows. 2 potatos are standing on a corner, how can you tell which one is a ? The one that says IDAHO! 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
Better? 2/5/2015 A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
Funny? 2/5/2015 “Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The Pope has one but doesn't use it, Dominique Strauss-Khan uses his all the time. What is it? A last 0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes | |
Maybe a laugh 2/4/2015 If women with big breasts work at Hooters, where does someone with only one leg work? IHOP! Bad I know.... 0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes | |
Maybe a laugh 2/4/2015 If women with big breasts work at Hooters, where does someone with only one leg work? IHOP! Bad I know.... 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
Blonde Joke 2/4/2015 A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian.... The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a Brazilian?" 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
Genie 2/4/2015 2 Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where 0 Comments, 71 Views, 0 Votes | |
Are Cows funny? 2/4/2015 Q: Where do cows go for lunch? A: The calf-eteria. Q: Why do cows wear bells? A: Their horns don't work. Q: What are a cows favorite subjects in school? A: Moosic, psycowolgy, cowcul 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
Really Bad Jokes (Lame Bad, Not Good Bad) 2/4/2015 A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won a million dollar slot machine jackpot!" Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" The man res 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes |
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