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The things we do for points 2019/12/20
1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life. <br><br>
2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem. <br><br>
LINKBOARD SELF-IMPROVEMENT BEAUTY CREEPY BOOKS TV + MOVIES Christmas Jokes FUNNYCHRISTMAS 50 Funny, Clean Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The
Holiday Spirit Avatar By Mélanie ...
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For the points 2019/12/20
Just here for the points, vote so you can get some too lol
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Knock, knock .. 2019/12/19
'Knock, knock', goes the saying ... <br><br>
''s there?', is the proper reply ... <br><br>
'a duck', could be one answer ... <br><br>
because no on e ever guesses a duck, that's why!
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Xmas classic joke 2019/12/17
What is the difference between a snowman & a snow woman?
...
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Spanking 2019/12/17
A Mom finds some BDSM magazines beneath her ’s bed.
<br><br>
She calls her husband up to the room, shows him, and asks,
“What do you think we should do?” <br><br>
The Dad frowns and says, “Well, I suppose spanking him
is out of the question.”
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what do you call two guys no arms no legs sitting in the windowsill 2019/12/16
curt and rod
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Knock Knock ... Whos There? 2019/12/15
Points.. Points who.. I need points! 
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Fired 2019/12/15
Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
<br><br>
<br><br>
Because he couldn't concentrate.
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Aging :) 2019/12/13
An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the
bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks,
''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?''
The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something
hard for a change."
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Jealous? 2019/12/13
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large
supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost wife in the supermarket.
Can you talk for a of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk a beautiful woman wife
appears of nowhere.”
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Joke joke joke 2019/12/13
What's a pirates fav letter you think it will be r but
it's the c they love
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Just incase 2019/12/13
Incase the joke didnt set in points points points
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Seems fitting 2019/12/13
Yes points points points. Its what its all about
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Butter 2019/12/11
Wanna here was he joke aboot the butter <br><br>
Na ul just spread it😂🤣😂
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points points points points points points points points points points points points. 2019/12/10
points points points points points points points points
points points points points.
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need more 2019/12/10
points points points points points points points points
points points points points.
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Points 2019/12/10
I could use a few.
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Mall at Christmas 2019/12/8
It's a cute little Christmas Joke Little Johny goes the mall see Santa Cruz. He sits on
his lap and Santa says while tapping him on his nose. I bet
you want some T-O-Y-S. Little Johny said" no Santa
I don't want any toys for Christmas. Well santa looks
at him and says " well then I bet you want some C-A-N-D-Y.
Little Johny looks at Santa shakes his head and said "
no ...
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Johnny Sperm 2019/12/7
Johnny Sperm wanted to be the best. Every day he ran everywhere
he went. night he did push ups and sit ups! He was buff!!!
<br><br>
Then the big day came. The whistle blew and he took his mark.
The starter said go and he ran like he never ran before. He
made into the final tunnel; he was well in the lead. He got
almost to the end and he could see what was ahead. ...
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Hilarious 2019/12/7
I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's
'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought
it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See"
she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......
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Hilarious 2019/12/7
I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's
'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought
it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See"
she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......
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Standard member 2019/12/5
magazine article
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Paid member 2019/12/5
magazine article member
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You got jokes 2019/12/5
Let me hear some dirty jokes!!!!!!
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You got jokes 2019/12/5
Let me hear some dirty jokes!!!!!!
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Want to hear the greatest joke? 2019/12/4
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A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners 2019/12/4
The lady says, "Come Again!" <br><br>
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger 2019/12/4
Then it hit me
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger 2019/12/4
Then it hit me
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Why are frogs always so happy? 2019/12/4
They eat what ever bugs them
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