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More Humour 29.9.2019
A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday.
She spends $, 000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to a newspaper.
Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t
mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”. ‘About 32, ’ is the reply.’ ‘Nope! I’m exactly 50, ’ the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into ...
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12 Stimmen
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are you smuggling opiates... 29.9.2019
Him= Are you smuggling opiates in your bra? Her= No, why? Him- Because I see a "Perky Set" in there!
1 Kommentare, 8 Angesehen,
5 Stimmen
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Lets try this one 28.9.2019
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks,
'Did you see me rob this bank?' <br><br>
The man replied, ' Yes sir, I did.' The robber then
shot him in the head, killing him instantly. He then turned
to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, '..
Did you see me rob this bank?' ...
0 Kommentare, 35 Angesehen,
8 Stimmen
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More Humour 28.9.2019
After two weeks on a desert island with only each other for
company, Bob and Geoff are getting horny. "Look, " says Bob, "Neither of us are
gay, but if you pretend to be a women for me, when I'm
done, I'll pretend to be a woman for you." Geoff reluctantly agrees and suffers minutes of painful
humiliation as Bob fucks him up the arse. When it's
over, Geoff asks Bob ...
1 Kommentare, 38 Angesehen,
8 Stimmen
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Senior Briefing 27.9.2019
On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager
addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules:
<br><br>
"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds
for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody
caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
<br><br>
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this ...
3 Kommentare, 42 Angesehen,
8 Stimmen
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Strange Day 27.9.2019
I've had a weird day today First I found a hat full of coins Then I got chased down the road by a bloke with a guitar.....
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Strange Day 27.9.2019
I've had a weird day today First I found a hat full of coins Then I got chased down the road by a bloke with a guitar.....
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3 Stimmen
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Internet 27.9.2019
I was on the internet earlier. The Mrs asked me what I was searching for I replied "Cheap flights" All day she's been smiling and nice to me I didn't even realise she liked darts
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Bhahahaha 26.9.2019
What's the difference between a chickpea & a garbanzo
bean ????? <br><br>
<br><br>
Never had to pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face
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The points :) 26.9.2019
Just making this article for the points yall sry bout that
2 Kommentare, 8 Angesehen,
5 Stimmen
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Damsel in Distress 25.9.2019
A man brags about finding a woman strapped to some railroad
tracks and untying her, taking her home and having the best
sex of his life with her. His friend asked, was she cute?
He replies I don’t know I couldn’t find her head.
1 Kommentare, 8 Angesehen,
6 Stimmen
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points 24.9.2019
points points points points points points.
2 Kommentare, 11 Angesehen,
7 Stimmen
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sex 21.9.2019
hell yes very
4 Kommentare, 26 Angesehen,
15 Stimmen
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Clownin 21.9.2019
Knock knock......who is it... knock harder.... who is
it... sorry didnt know I was knocking... my dick was on hard
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14 Stimmen
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Monday blues 20.9.2019
Blue blues
2 Kommentare, 25 Angesehen,
19 Stimmen
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Just published!! 20.9.2019
20 years in the saddle Major Bumsore Shorter Skirts Seymour Legg Baby's Revenge by Nora Tittsov Sex at Sea by Master Bates & Seaman Staines <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
...
0 Kommentare, 15 Angesehen,
11 Stimmen
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A Joke 20.9.2019
Justin Trudeau was reportedly very excited to be asked
to address a conference on racism. <br><br>
Apparently he's totally made up
2 Kommentare, 29 Angesehen,
12 Stimmen
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crossing the road 18.9.2019
why did the pervert cross the road.................cos
his dick was stuck in the chicken
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More Humour 18.9.2019
Porn star Jessica Jaymes has died, with her death classified
as natural. <br><br>
Unlike the rest of her....
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funny? 18.9.2019
why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? <br><br>
It got stuck a crack <br><br>
<br><br>
ha!!!
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Screwed 18.9.2019
That's what Passion does to u
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more Tuesday fun 17.9.2019
I find sign language to be very handy!!! <br><br>
HA!
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Tuesday fun 17.9.2019
I bet shower heads rethinking "every naked person
I see turns on" <br><br>
<br><br>
HA!
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Thomas Edison 16.9.2019
Thomas Edison was probably the first guy to fuck a girl with
the lights on.
2 Kommentare, 19 Angesehen,
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Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? 16.9.2019
The blunt pencil had a difficult time making a point...
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Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? 16.9.2019
It never had a point. 
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Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? 16.9.2019
It never had a point.
0 Kommentare, 3 Angesehen,
3 Stimmen
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points 16.9.2019
points points points points points points.
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points 16.9.2019
points points points points points points.
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More Humour 16.9.2019
The wife was bent over looking at something and it was to
good an opportunity to miss. I pulled her knickers to one side and did what nature intended.
Apparently we are banned from Walmart now .
1 Kommentare, 19 Angesehen,
8 Stimmen
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