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redduracell 53 M 8  Artiklar	Phone rings   2017-10-10 -Alcoholic Anonymous there? -Yes brother, how can I help? -You are about to save my life brother. How do I make the perfect mojito? 1 Kommentarer, 31 Besök, 9 Röster ,3.21 Resultat
FuckieBunny 40 P 1  Artikel	Would you like to go large with that meal?   2017-10-07 I wasn't sure where I should write this, I think it's quite fun to bring up the size of my cock on our second date but I've recently took a moment to think this out again. It is NOT under average at all, lets just get that out the way because my cock does have a temper. So, my friends from back home would have silly competition on who could jack off the fastest, that one was my worst ... 2 Kommentarer, 55 Besök, 7 Röster ,1.77 Resultat
Be mig om ett foto JonRosso 57 M 2  Artiklar	A priest gets pulled over for a DUI   2017-10-07 A priest gets pulled over for a DUI check. The police officer can smell the wine on the priest, and he even sees an open bottle of red wine sitting next to the drive. When asked If he had been drinking, the priest said "Only water, officer." With that the police officer pointed at the open bottle. After looking at the near empty bottle of wine the priest smiled and said "Oh my ... 3 Kommentarer, 60 Besök, 9 Röster ,4.28 Resultat
Be mig om ett foto broncobilly409 47 M 7  Artiklar	Can't Take It   2017-10-04 With all the political correctness these days, it seems that people just can't take a joke for what it is anymore. I mean come on people, don't let a joke over shadow common sense and real decency. thoughts? 1 Kommentarer, 19 Besök, 3 Röster ,3.92 Resultat
winstonfunguy 56 M 12  Artiklar	Woman buys a parrot   2017-09-28 A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings the bird home. <br><br> When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ... 4 Kommentarer, 84 Besök, 13 Röster ,3.81 Resultat
winstonfunguy 56 M 12  Artiklar	Woman buys a parrot   2017-09-28 A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings the bird home. <br><br> When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ... 1 Kommentarer, 9 Besök, 2 Röster ,1.73 Resultat
winstonfunguy 56 M 12  Artiklar	Woman buys a parrot   2017-09-28 A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings the bird home. <br><br> When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ... 2 Kommentarer, 19 Besök, 5 Röster ,3.80 Resultat
winstonfunguy 56 M 12  Artiklar	Woman buys a parrot   2017-09-28 A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings the bird home. <br><br> When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ... 0 Kommentarer, 1 Besök, 1 Röster ,5.00 Resultat
winstonfunguy 56 M 12  Artiklar	Woman buys a parrot   2017-09-28 A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings the bird home. <br><br> When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ... 0 Kommentarer, 1 Besök, 0 Röster
winstonfunguy 56 M 12  Artiklar	Woman buys a parrot   2017-09-28 A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings the bird home. <br><br> When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ... 1 Kommentarer, 8 Besök, 3 Röster ,2.94 Resultat
winstonfunguy 56 M 12  Artiklar	Woman buys a parrot   2017-09-28 A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings the bird home. <br><br> When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ... 0 Kommentarer, 3 Besök, 1 Röster ,2.40 Resultat
winstonfunguy 56 M 12  Artiklar	Woman buys a parrot   2017-09-28 A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings the bird home. <br><br> When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ... 0 Kommentarer, 0 Besök, 0 Röster
winstonfunguy 56 M 12  Artiklar	Woman buys a parrot   2017-09-28 A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings the bird home. <br><br> When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ... 0 Kommentarer, 2 Besök, 1 Röster ,1.10 Resultat
winstonfunguy 56 M 12  Artiklar	Woman buys a parrot   2017-09-28 A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings the bird home. <br><br> When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ... 0 Kommentarer, 2 Besök, 1 Röster ,1.10 Resultat
winstonfunguy 56 M 12  Artiklar	Woman buys a parrot   2017-09-28 A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings the bird home. <br><br> When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ... 1 Kommentarer, 7 Besök, 2 Röster ,3.12 Resultat
whorecurious 63 P 164  Artiklar	A Barbie Joke   2017-09-26 A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, 'What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas'? <br><br> The little girl replies, 'I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe'. <br><br> Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, 'I thought Barbie comes with Ken'. <br><br> ... 0 Kommentarer, 68 Besök, 6 Röster ,4.79 Resultat
whorecurious 63 P 164  Artiklar	Another for the Ladies   2017-09-26 Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job." <br><br> The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!" <br><br> To which the first replies, "Whoa, I just can't picture your ... 0 Kommentarer, 53 Besök, 6 Röster ,4.22 Resultat
whorecurious 63 P 164  Artiklar	Which Hair   2017-09-26 A lady is working hard in her office when a co-worker tells her that her hair smells good. Immediately, she goes to her boss and tells him that she has been sexually harassed. <br><br> "How?" asks the boss. <br><br> "He said my hair smells good, " replied the lady. <br><br> "Wouldn't you take that as a compliment?" ... 1 Kommentarer, 70 Besök, 10 Röster ,4.58 Resultat
uenjoymepdx 54 M 1  Artikel	Paid for sex   2017-09-25 A man comes home after a hard days work, only to find his wife of 20 years packing a suitcase of clothes and personal items. He asks, "What's going on?" His wife replies, "I'm going to Las Vegas. I heard I can get paid $800.00 for sex." The man's eyes get big and he immediately grabs his suitcase and starts packing it with clothes. "What do you think ... 2 Kommentarer, 80 Besök, 5 Röster ,4.12 Resultat
salsagirl822 67 K 21  Artiklar	Ice Cream   2017-09-24 A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parkour. <br><br> Slowly and painfully, he pulled himself up onto a stool. <br><br> The waitress greeted him, asking how can she can help him. <br><br> After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. <br><br> The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' <br><br> 'No, ... 3 Kommentarer, 63 Besök, 12 Röster ,4.39 Resultat
salsagirl822 67 K 21  Artiklar	Hot Mamma   2017-09-24 Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. <br><br> A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. <br><br> A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' <br><br> Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, ... 1 Kommentarer, 80 Besök, 9 Röster ,3.64 Resultat
sam197pulsar 37 M 84  Artiklar	Pistol   2017-09-24 A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and ... 2 Kommentarer, 57 Besök, 8 Röster ,4.87 Resultat
sam197pulsar 37 M 84  Artiklar	Sex pills   2017-09-24 A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It ... 2 Kommentarer, 47 Besök, 7 Röster ,4.06 Resultat
sam197pulsar 37 M 84  Artiklar	Blowjob   2017-09-24 Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, ... 3 Kommentarer, 50 Besök, 6 Röster ,3.65 Resultat
salsagirl822 67 K 21  Artiklar	Garage Door   2017-09-23 Garage Door <br><br> The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. <br><br> His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' <br><br> The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by ... 0 Kommentarer, 56 Besök, 9 Röster ,4.71 Resultat
sam197pulsar 37 M 84  Artiklar	Ice cream   2017-09-22 A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." ... 1 Kommentarer, 41 Besök, 4 Röster ,3.63 Resultat
sam197pulsar 37 M 84  Artiklar	Mountain dew   2017-09-22 Girl: "Can you use 'Mountain Dew' in a sentence?" Guy: "Yes, can I 'mount-ain dew' you?" 1 Kommentarer, 11 Besök, 1 Röster ,2.40 Resultat
Be mig om ett foto af86retired2 70 M 290  Artiklar	The Aussie   2017-09-21 An Aussie drover walks into a bar with his pet crocodile by his side. <br><br> He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. 'Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In ... 1 Kommentarer, 46 Besök, 10 Röster ,4.38 Resultat
simon004 33 M 17  Artiklar	jokes jokes   2017-09-20 Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." <br><br> Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" <br><br> Doctor: "Nine." <br><br> Check out this really funny jokes: http://Passion.com#ixzz4tDhNPsoL 0 Kommentarer, 18 Besök, 0 Röster
simon004 33 M 17  Artiklar	A Vampire’s Nightcap   2017-09-20 What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue? A: Let’s stop in for a cool one! 1 Kommentarer, 18 Besök, 1 Röster ,2.40 Resultat