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Dinosaur 27.10.2019
What do you a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
1 Kommentare, 10 Angesehen,
8 Stimmen
,3.48 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Dr Pepper 27.10.2019
Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? <br><br>
Because she died.
0 Kommentare, 9 Angesehen,
7 Stimmen
,2.28 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Doctor's wife 27.10.2019
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast
one morning. <br><br>
As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You
aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out
of the room and went to wor <br><br>
A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what
he’d said so he decided call his wife apologize.
<br><br> ...
1 Kommentare, 52 Angesehen,
3 Stimmen
,3.92 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Threesome 27.10.2019
My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which
of her friends I would choose. Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.
1 Kommentare, 12 Angesehen,
4 Stimmen
,3.63 Gesamtpunktzahl
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A Joke 27.10.2019
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast
one morning. <br><br>
As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You
aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out
of the room and went to work. <br><br>
A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what
he’d said so he decided to his wife to apologise . ...
0 Kommentare, 11 Angesehen,
4 Stimmen
,3.63 Gesamtpunktzahl
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A Joke 27.10.2019
A girl about to be married confessed to her close friend that she was not, as her fiance thought, a virgin.
She asked her friend what to do. "No Problem, " said the friend, had just
finished watching an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. "Just buy a piece of raw liver and shove it up inside you. It will make you tight and he will never know the difference." The girl followed this ...
0 Kommentare, 32 Angesehen,
3 Stimmen
,4.41 Gesamtpunktzahl
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like to meet 27.10.2019
i like to meet and around and missed around to get to
know her funny side first to get her feel like open
1 Kommentare, 6 Angesehen,
2 Stimmen
,1.73 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Banana 26.10.2019
What did the banana say the vibrator? <br><br>
Why are you shaking, she’s going to eat me!
0 Kommentare, 7 Angesehen,
7 Stimmen
,2.53 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Mafia 26.10.2019
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common <br><br>
slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
0 Kommentare, 7 Angesehen,
7 Stimmen
,1.51 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Guitar teacher 26.10.2019
Why was the guitar teacher fired? <br><br>
For fingering a minor.
0 Kommentare, 3 Angesehen,
3 Stimmen
,1.47 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Here's the pussy 26.10.2019
Best pussy ever , couldn't ask for more
0 Kommentare, 1 Angesehen,
1 Stimmen
,5.00 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Here's the pussy 26.10.2019
Best pussy ever
0 Kommentare, 0 Angesehen,
0 Stimmen
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Here's the pussy 26.10.2019
Best pussy ever
2 Kommentare, 5 Angesehen,
2 Stimmen
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Best pussy ever 26.10.2019
Apparently I can't take a photo
0 Kommentare, 1 Angesehen,
1 Stimmen
,2.40 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Best pussy ever 26.10.2019
Apparently I can't take a photo
0 Kommentare, 0 Angesehen,
0 Stimmen
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Its the way i tell em 26.10.2019
There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist
who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full
of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way
this guy handled it. A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing
the Doctor for today?' 'There's ...
0 Kommentare, 22 Angesehen,
2 Stimmen
,5.20 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Best pick up line? 25.10.2019
Comment your best pickup line?
3 Kommentare, 11 Angesehen,
2 Stimmen
,2.42 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Santa Claus 25.10.2019
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? <br><br>
He only comes once a year.
0 Kommentare, 6 Angesehen,
5 Stimmen
,2.16 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Used condoms 25.10.2019
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
<br><br>
One is a Goodyear, the other is a GREAT year.
0 Kommentare, 3 Angesehen,
3 Stimmen
,2.94 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Closed brothel 25.10.2019
What does the sign on a closed brothel say? <br><br>
Beat it, we’re closed.
0 Kommentare, 1 Angesehen,
1 Stimmen
,3.70 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Dating a midget 25.10.2019
I once dated a midget. Ya I was just nuts over her. Bah ha ha
ha
0 Kommentare, 1 Angesehen,
1 Stimmen
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A Joke 25.10.2019
I came home from work the other night and caught my wife shagging
a total stranger. I shouted "What the hell do you think you are doing"?and
she replied"I told you he was stupid" .
0 Kommentare, 9 Angesehen,
4 Stimmen
,2.86 Gesamtpunktzahl
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G-spot 24.10.2019
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball...
<br><br>
A man will for a golf ball.
1 Kommentare, 8 Angesehen,
3 Stimmen
,0.98 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Hmmmm 24.10.2019
So, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could
chuck wood.
0 Kommentare, 4 Angesehen,
2 Stimmen
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What happens when you make it 11 points per chat? 24.10.2019
We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered
anymore.
1 Kommentare, 6 Angesehen,
3 Stimmen
,2.45 Gesamtpunktzahl
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What happens when you make it 11 points per chat? 24.10.2019
We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered
anymore.
0 Kommentare, 2 Angesehen,
0 Stimmen
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Why did the chicken cross... 23.10.2019
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? <br><br>
To get back to the same side.
0 Kommentare, 5 Angesehen,
2 Stimmen
,4.50 Gesamtpunktzahl
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What is the best snack to eat? 23.10.2019
CUMtwat
0 Kommentare, 4 Angesehen,
3 Stimmen
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How much... 22.10.2019
A take on ‘how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck
could chuck wood’...How many points can a multiorgasmic
lady get if a multiorgasmic lady could get points.
0 Kommentare, 5 Angesehen,
3 Stimmen
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Lame joke for points 21.10.2019
Q-Why did the Irish lass take the contraceptive pill twice?
A- To be sure to be sure
0 Kommentare, 11 Angesehen,
2 Stimmen
,0.34 Gesamtpunktzahl
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