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A Joke 12.11.2019
My mate broke his leg so I went see him at home. “How are
you mate?” “Yeah I’m okay. But do me a favour mate.
Go fetch my slippers from upstairs. My feet are freezing.”
I went upstairs and found his gorgeous 19 year old daughters
lying naked on the bed. I said “Your dad’s sent up
here have sex with both of you. They respond “Get away
with ya... Prove it.” I shouted ...
1 Kommentare, 53 Angesehen,
9 Stimmen
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Sexual Relief 11.11.2019
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post
in the Afghanistan Desert. <br><br>
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a
camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the
camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well
sir, as you know, there are 50 men here on the post & no
women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. ...
1 Kommentare, 62 Angesehen,
13 Stimmen
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fucking 10.11.2019
what is soo funny is in weirdes places
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A Joke 10.11.2019
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer, was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in
to try for the job.: "Okay." The sheriff drawled. "Gomer,
what is 1 and 1?" "." He replied. The sheriff thought to himself. "That's not
what I meant, but he's right. What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" ...
0 Kommentare, 45 Angesehen,
11 Stimmen
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I have a joke 9.11.2019
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
1 Kommentare, 16 Angesehen,
6 Stimmen
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My article 9.11.2019
Points
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HAHA 6.11.2019
Truth is something that seems to elude people when describing
themselves in their profiles. I find it a particularly
"dark" place when confronted with having to
deal with someone's lies, half-truths or misinformation.
I would like to take an opportunity now to shed some "light"
on the topic in this article as a form of advice. **********Be truthful********* How ...
5 Kommentare, 56 Angesehen,
21 Stimmen
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Penis 5.11.2019
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? <br><br>
The man.
1 Kommentare, 24 Angesehen,
17 Stimmen
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points 5.11.2019
points points points points points points points points
points points
2 Kommentare, 9 Angesehen,
5 Stimmen
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what did the joke say to the person? 4.11.2019
hey person I am joke.
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old testament 4.11.2019
How does Moses make tea? He brews.
2 Kommentare, 14 Angesehen,
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deserving 4.11.2019
Did you hear about new restaurant named Karma? <br><br>
No menus- you get what you deserve
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Laxatives 3.11.2019
How is a girlfriend like a laxative? <br><br>
They both annoy the shit of you.
0 Kommentare, 13 Angesehen,
11 Stimmen
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A Joke 3.11.2019
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband
is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but
warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her
to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night,
she does just that. About a week later, she's back at
the doctor, and says, "Doc, the pill worked great!
I put it in the potatoes like you said. Not even ...
0 Kommentare, 40 Angesehen,
10 Stimmen
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Joke 3.11.2019
Hello Passion, ever had that one person you just wanted walk
up and say hey I would love fuck You? Yea ...
1 Kommentare, 18 Angesehen,
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1+1 3.11.2019
有一天～老師問小明＂１＋１＝多少＂
<br><br>
小明＂不知道＂ <br><br>
老師＂回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙＂
<br><br>
小明＂喔喔＂ <br><br>
回到家-- <br><br>
小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br>
就說＂我不知啦！去問你爸＂ <br><br> ...
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1+1 3.11.2019
有一天～老師問小明＂１＋１＝多少＂
<br><br>
小明＂不知道＂ <br><br>
老師＂回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙＂
<br><br>
小明＂喔喔＂ <br><br>
回到家-- <br><br>
小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br>
就說＂我不知啦！去問你爸＂ <br><br> ...
0 Kommentare, 0 Angesehen,
0 Stimmen
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Rubies cube 2.11.2019
What do a penis and Rubik’s cubes have in common? <br><br>
The more you with it, the harder it gets.
0 Kommentare, 10 Angesehen,
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Gardening 2.11.2019
What’s the best part of gardening? <br><br>
Getting down with your hoes.
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Boobs 2.11.2019
What does saggy boob say the other saggy boob? <br><br>
If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re
nuts.
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Lesbian 2.11.2019
What do they call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
1 Kommentare, 7 Angesehen,
6 Stimmen
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A little humor as we are so close to xmas 2.11.2019
A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father,
“Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” <br><br>
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman
goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts
are like melons, round and firm. In her s and 40s, they
are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they
are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. ...
0 Kommentare, 14 Angesehen,
4 Stimmen
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A little humor as we are so close to xmas 2.11.2019
A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father,
“Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” <br><br>
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman
goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts
are like melons, round and firm. In her s and 40s, they
are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they
are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. ...
0 Kommentare, 5 Angesehen,
2 Stimmen
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Hair 1.11.2019
A realized that she had grown hair between her legs.
She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. <br><br>
Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown
is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.”
…. the smiled. <br><br>
At dinner, she told her sister, “ monkey has grown hair.”
Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, ...
1 Kommentare, 34 Angesehen,
2 Stimmen
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Hmmmmm 1.11.2019
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
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4 Stimmen
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A Joke 31.10.2019
I scared the postwoman today by going to the door completely
naked. <br><br>
I'm not sure what scared her more, my naked body or the
fact that I knew where she lived. 😊...
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Happy Halloween 31.10.2019
Dose anyone know how to fix a broken pumpkin?? Or what month
people sleep the least
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Adult Jokes 30.10.2019
So adult jokes are very good you can create humour and take
attention of groups. sometime in adult jokes are have more then one catogories
as some are very adult and some are very light <br><br>
so up to you or your groups what exactly your groups requried
for the same. <br><br>
Adult jokes with pics are very interesting and many people
liked it very much. ...
0 Kommentare, 4 Angesehen,
1 Stimmen
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Priest 27.10.2019
What’s the difference between a catholic priest and
a zit? <br><br>
A zit will wait you’re before it comes on
your .
1 Kommentare, 17 Angesehen,
9 Stimmen
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Dinosaur 27.10.2019
What do you a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
1 Kommentare, 10 Angesehen,
8 Stimmen
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